Sovamorne Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Granted, they are PULVERIZED in the most brutal and metal fashion the likes of which have never before been seen. I wish my Guitar wielding army of centaur warriors were clad in cavalry armor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 (edited) Granted, but they have different themes, some are dressed in Samurai armor and others similar to Roman styled and such I wish for battallions of Latron Ashigaru Edited August 12, 2015 by Trailgamer5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Granted, they blow all their ammo shooting at my centaur warriors from long range out of fear, missing terribly, and are eventually DECIMATED by them once the gap is closed. I wish my centaur's guitars could shoot lightning bolts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrsrkr Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Granted, but one accidentally discharges in an Amprex-esque fashion and kills the army I wish I had free Wi-Fi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Granted, but it is slow as hell. (Like so slow you can't even watch youtube at 144p) I wish for internet for the whole world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Granted, having been vaporized by electricity and assimilated into the deep web, my centaur army emerge from the screens and monitors of millions of PC's, to dominate the world with epic blade metal once more! I wish my Centaur Warriors' guitars doubled as battle axes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrsrkr Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Granted, but the battle axes had handles of high explosives, dis-arming your army. I wish I was less creepy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Granted, everyone licks you when they see you I wish that LPW was constantly active Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Granted, you are banned now. I wish for a hole in the wall... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Granted, but all in all you're just another brick in the wall. I wish for teachers to leave the kids alone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Granted, My Centaur warriors unleash a bloody purge of all educators across the land, beating countless amounts of teachers to death with THEIR BARE HANDS. I wish for brand new titanium-bladed battleaxe guitars for my Centaur Warriors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Granted, My Centaur warriors unleash a bloody purge of all educators across the land, beating countless amounts of teachers to death with THEIR BARE HANDS. I wish for brand new titanium-bladed battleaxe guitars for my Centaur Warriors. Granted, then guitar playing samurais carrying amps on their backs begins riding your centaursI wish for battalions of Centaur riding Guitar Samurai cavalary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Grranted, my centaur warriors join forces with your samurai warriors, but after seeing how weak they are in comparison, they throw the samurai off their backs and they are are trampled underhoof. I wish my centaur warrior's hooves were razor blades. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrsrkr Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 *Granted, you realize this is a horrible idea after they all run, trip and kill each other accidentally trying to get up I wish people would lick me in all the right places Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VivaNyanCat Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 *Granted, you realize this is a horrible idea after they all run, trip and kill each other accidentally trying to get up I wish people would lick me in all the right places Granted, you lose feeling in all the right places. I wish for pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrsrkr Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Granted, you lose feeling in all the right places. I wish for pie. You.....you monster!Granted, but it's wood pie. And it's stale. And sugar free. I wish I had feeling in all the right places. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 You.....you monster! Granted, but it's wood pie. And it's stale. And sugar free. I wish I had feeling in all the right places. granted, but centaur ghosts haunt youI wish for that the US Marines would help me fight off the Inperialist forces and aid the Shogun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Granted, they annex all of Japan afterwards. I wish for a proper funeral for my centaur warrior army. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Granted, they annex all of Japan afterwards. I wish for a proper funeral for my centaur warrior army. granted, but they were revived when the best Metal music was playedI wish that Britain and France would help me stop USA from giving Japan "freedom" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 (edited) Granted............. You beautiful person......... Britain and France cower behind their tea and baguettes as my now immortal centaur warrior army emerge from their coffins, their hooves stripped of the razor blades that once felled them, screaming with blood red rage, eviscerating the American troops. Mount Fuji is split in half, Nagasaki experiences Big Boy 2, electric boogaloo, and the yagami river runs red with American blood, they are PURGED. I wish for a celebratory feast of epic proportions, the likes of which would make the gods in the mead halls of Valhalla green with envy. Edited August 16, 2015 by Sovamorne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Granted, cloudy with a chance of meatballs 2 hits theaters this winter. I wish for pizza without regrets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Granted, cloudy with a chance of meatballs 2 hits theaters this winter. I wish for pizza without regrets granted, you get absolutely obliterated by guitars by unsastisfied centaursI wish that my allies would stop changing their allegiance when my Armies are not prepared Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Wish Granted, they now change their allegiance when you least expect it in the middle of the night obliterating every trace of your armies. I wish for more lives in candy crush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Granted, but you became eternaly stuck to your phone tapping away at the pay2win that is Candy Crush... despicable thing... I wish to be able to draw manga Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felnia Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 granted but you make terrible manga i wish for johnny cage to be an actual celebrity irl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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