Trailgamer5 Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Granted, she forces you into yaoi I wish for my muliplayer general to glow brighter than the sun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akavakaku Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Granted, a glow that bright emits enough energy to vaporize everything around you. I wish to never have to sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrsrkr Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Granted, you're always tired. I wish for poop. Don't ask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 (edited) granted, enjoy unlimited dairrhea I wish for my general's glow to cause the enemy to run from the battlefield in a shamefur dispray in the sight of me Edited August 26, 2015 by Trailgamer5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Granted, you never rank up because you never get to the enemy before they surrender. I wish Tralgamer5 would get addicted to a different game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Granted, he now only speaks about the barbie paradise island(or whatever the hell they are called). I wish for Sovamorne to be edgy enough his mother will never hug him in fear of getting cut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Wish granted, but he turns into OverlordMcGeek I wish to be done with my homework Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Granted, you are now sacrificed to satiate Nikola Tesla. I wish for cannibalism to be an acceptable means to end world hunger...or at least boredom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Granted, due to a freak M Night Shyamalan plot twist, Africa has risen to become a world superpower rivaling the U.S. I wish the spiders in my room would DO THEIR JOB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Granted, all of them bite you in your sleep I wish for the birds outside would shut the hell up every morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Granted, now they won't shut up in the afternoon and night time. I wish Captain America was real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techtro Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Granted, he eventually becomes communist. I wish for knowing what happens when Captain America throws his mighty shield. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Granted, all those who chose to oppose his shield must yieeeeeeeld I wish for a plane or a bomb or some ice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techtro Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Granted, you take a nap cause the ice seems nice. I wish for Captain America's mighty shield. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Granted, but Captain America takes it back soon after. I wish for a second Ant Man movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techtro Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Granted, zombie Antony is reveled to be the villain and kills everyone I wish for a Force-a-Nature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Granted, It's an australium strange unusual. The next moment your screen gets bombarded with trade requests I wish for infinite Yari Ashigaru Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Granted, now you have an infinite supply of... These. I wish I had my own iron suit, like Iron Man's. Granted, zombie Antony is reveled to be the villain and kills everyone 10/10 Would watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techtro Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Granted, it's 3 sizes to small. I wish for a Zweihänder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Granted, an Odachi I wish to be the Oda Nobunaga of the modern world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Granted, feminists burn you at the stake, but one brave MRA saves you from a painful death by driving a European longsword into your torso. I wish watching people unbox CS:GO crates was even more amusing than it is now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Granted, a family that owns an at home dog kennel moves in promptly afterwards. I wish for cheap high quality porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 (edited) Granted, Nikki Minaj breaks the internet. I wish I had The Pacific on Blu-Ray. Edited August 26, 2015 by Sovamorne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Granted, you find the DVD on a Sting Ray in the Pacific Ocean I wish for my Last Name to be Oda and my First Name to start with Nobu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Granted, your name is legally changed to Nobujetfuelcantmeltsteelmemes Oda. I wish for Trailgamer5's friends and family would support him in this dark time as they confront him on his addiction to Total War; Shogun 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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