Freelancer27 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Granted, they are used as support beams in his own makeshift shrine of his own misery. I wish for the recent lie that was committed on the previous Off-topic was claimed true. Even if it was unnecessary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felnia Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 granted the last lie however was that they "had" platinum codes i wish for leet speek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 (edited) Granted, you speak Finnish now I wish for a TAR 21 or a SAR 21 that yells: "Baka!" Everytime it fires Edited August 27, 2015 by Trailgamer5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)supremo1992 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Granted, you slowly descend into a deep well of insanity, culminating in an attempt to slam dunk the Eiffel Tower. I wish I was 2 inches shorter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Granted, it gets taken off the total length of your "member". I wish for arrival. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techtro Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Granted, you depart from your destination seconds later. I wish for cheaper warframe statues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Granted, China quality I wish that LMGs reload faster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Granted, they fall apart after 1 reload. I wish for extreme weather to happen over Iran. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Granted, Nuclear Thunderstorms! I wish for unlimited AC130s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 (edited) Granted, but all of them break once you touch them. I wish for dank memes. Edited August 27, 2015 by TheVerdict Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 (edited) Granted, you are forced to smoke week evey minute while eating doritoes, chained to a chair starring at a screen of Call of Duty I wish for homing SEMTEX Grenades Edited August 28, 2015 by Trailgamer5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 (edited) Granted, more filthy montages of trick throws made by small, toxic children. I wish for what the next person wishes for. Edited August 28, 2015 by Sovamorne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 (edited) Granted, you are forced to smoke week evey minute while eating doritoes, chained to a chair starring at a screen of Call of DutyThis won't be bad.~5 minutes later~ PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!! Granted, you get to live your life as a fkn casual. I wish for my life back, where I'm not forced to smoke weed every minute while eating Doritos, being chained to a chair, staring at a screen of call of duty. Edited August 28, 2015 by TheVerdict Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techtro Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Granted, you can no longer touch any piece of technology. I wish for Destiny TTK to be cheaper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Granted, the new guns fire teddy bears........ somehow. I wish my luck with skyrim modding wasn't so horrendous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akavakaku Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Granted, but your whole computer crashes and Skyrim and all its mods are gone forever. I wish for a Warframe story mode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Granted, but the story is 50 shades of grey I wish that all killstreaks require only 1 kill to activate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Granted, tactical nuke drops after 4 kills. I wish for a new pack of altoids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrsrkr Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Granted, they're from Soviet Russia I wish for more you see Ivan memes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Granted, your engrish isn't borked anymore. I wish for Australia to be the supreme dominant force in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Granted wish Ivan, when Australia power is, kangaroos they are of the kicking face, is of serious problem now. Comrades wish of for new brand of xbox controller, type of which not afraid to one hand, yet never shoot the inaccurate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Granted, but you can only play Warframe and on a Russian Only Server I wish for No Russian in real life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felnia Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 granted but you were traveling back from canada therefore YOU DEAD i wish for rabbits respawn to upload a far cry 4 video (im waiting for that bow video) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 (edited) Granted comrade, rabbit upload video to Your tube, but accidental make DDoS, shut down of website complete. I wish water cow become species of endangerment. Edited August 29, 2015 by Sovamorne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techtro Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Granted comrade, only 1 is left. I wish for weapon stockpile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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