Sovamorne Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Granted, but not for good of you, instructor of drills sees and yells for making of mess, latrine scrub with tongue, no vodke'. Comrade Sova wishes of invisible of guitar, see to be of making music with imagination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Granted, you are praised as a metal saint. Centaurs with giant metal guitars covered in flames and badass armor gather at your gates I wish to be part of Task Force 141 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techtro Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Granted, you're out-shinned by Delta Force. I wish for a Cybran ACU. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 (edited) Granted, but it comes in IKEA style. I wish to be a sentient KV-2 with infinite ammo and be able to operate by myself without assistance. Edited August 29, 2015 by Trailgamer5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Granted, but come with price, it is of malfunction, require certain "maintenance" before into battle. I wish for spookey music play wherever I go, so enemy be of too afraid to shoot of fear of goast attack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techtro Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 (edited) Granted, the metal is only 0.0005 cm thick. all your allies now fear you. I wish for a Type-47 Ultra Heavy Assault Platform. Edited August 29, 2015 by Techtro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 (Ninjaing ninjaception ninjaorgy lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer27 Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Granted, the metal is only 0.0005 cm thick. all your allies now fear you. I wish for a Type-47 Ultra Heavy Assault Platform. Granted, you are now carrying the Type-47 Ultra Heavy Assault Platform, on you own. Good luck getting out of there. :3 I wish for that "Ninjaception" trick to go away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrsrkr Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Granted, it's no longer a trick I wish I could hold peestol like rifle and never be of miss for fear of shoot fingers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techtro Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Granted, super recoil smashes your face in. I wish I could hold rifle like pistol and be stronger then recoil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrsrkr Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Granted, but you never shoot the accurate. I wish I could become shell to always shoot the accurate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Granted, your bullets home in on you I wish for everyone to stop using the M203 Grenade Launcher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrsrkr Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Granted, Noon Tubes now come in clips of 40 I wish for Medusa's arm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techtro Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Granted, they're made of stone. I wish for a scarab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akavakaku Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Granted, it's covered in its food source: elephant dung. I wish everyone would stop making Ivan jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Granted, you are transported to Russia I wish that Tier 5 and higher vehicles didnt cost so much to grind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Granted, they no longer exist. I wish to understand the Ivan jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Granted, you are transported to Russia I wish that the KV-2's howitzer reloaded in 0.5 seconds and had unlimited ammo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techtro Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Granted, they fire leather jackets. I wish for a burning ring of fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 (edited) Granted but the whole world except you gets a flame repellent. I wish every liset to have two Ordis Edited August 29, 2015 by AIan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Granted, but of bad, Ordis kohai's fight over of love the operator, in jealous blow up Liset. Wishi bishi for a fishy, shark soup of the yum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akavakaku Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Granted, the shark in it is raw, whole, huge, and angry. I wish people appreciated spiders more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer27 Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Granted, you are now a human-sized spider and half of the planet wants to take selfies of themselves just to appreciate the fact that you are now a spider. I wish to crawl across the galaxy with Alad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Granted, you become a sex slave to sentient worms. The hentai is over 9000! I wish for a alien spaceship to land and actually be friendly rather than try to take over thw world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 (edited) Granted, The Twilight Zone episode 89, To Serve Man 2, Electric Boogaloo. I wish electrical outlets didn't look so perfectly like fork holders. Edited August 30, 2015 by Sovamorne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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