Sovamorne Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 Granted, the Devs remove it from the game, again. I wish for an airship to live in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrsrkr Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 Granted, it's the Hindenburg I wish for fancy pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody331 Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 Granted, it's the Hindenburg I wish for fancy pants Granted, Fancy Pants the Stickman knocks you out and takes his pants back. I wish a Taco Bell taco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 Granted, you gt unlimited dairrhea I wish to be able to akimbo UAVs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 Granted, the NSA hacks those too. I wish to know what the word is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 Granted, every species of bird is living in your house I wish to Akimbo Harriers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 Granted, immediately akimbo javelin'd. I wish for l33t pocketknife skillz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 Granted, you cut off your finger in the process I wish to Akimbo Pavelows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techtro Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Granted, you lose one of them. I wish for an Apache helicopter's worth of ammunition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Granted, you get crushed under the weight I wish to Akimbo AC130s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Granted, NATO files a war crimes injunction against you. I wish for my very own Magpull Masada rifle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techtro Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Granted, it's a replica. I wish for Mag to be viewed as not useless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Granted, It's a rifle that comes with Mag's Greedy Pull mod I wish to Akimbo Tactical Nukes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Granted, Russia drops 20 Tsar Bombas on you as a show of strength. For perspective: I wish for anuuuuuuu cheeki breeki sobaki prokratye'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrsrkr Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Granted, someone kicks you in the pancreas I wish I had a bucket of poutine sauce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Granted, you get Putin's special "sauce" I wish to Akimbo Tanks riding on AC130s with Akimbo Pavelows as a secondary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Granted, you end up the rope in a national tug of war over who gets to employ your one-man merc company. I wish for an actual battle tank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Granted, it comes from Ikea so good luck. I wish for a quintuple rainbow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Ey the Swedes make good stuff. Granted, more meme videos on Youtube. I wish for a trainable pet grizzly bear because reasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Granted, you can only feed it salmon, or it will slash your face off I wish to have my car replaced with a KV-2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akavakaku Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Granted, it's too old to work. I wish to have super vision. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Granted, it's too old to work. I wish to have super vision. granted, it can't be toggled offI wish my KV-2 to work, and if it doesnt replace it with an FV304 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Granted, the KV-2 breaks down, and the warranty get's you a used FV304, howevr it also breaks down. Shoulda asked for the Carfax. I wish for another bottle of computer duster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Granted, it's empty I wish to replace my FV304 with an AMX 13. If that breaks down replace it with a Challenger 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrsrkr Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Granted, Zer0 cuts both of them in half I wish I could give someone a face so I can punch their face in the face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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