Techtro Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Granted, it's opposite day. I wish to kill a potato. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Granted, you are given a Tsar bomb strapped to your back to do so I wish to have my tanks back. Also I want USS Atlanta (CL-51) as a Yacht Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Granted, all the tanks are plastic display models and your yacht gets hijacked by Somali pirates. I wish for a reliable cable box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody331 Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Granted,all your t.vs short out and start a fire every time you use the cable box. I wish I had an ability that allowed me to travel through time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Granted, you can only travel through time into the middle of the Somme, 1914. I wish I could stop making som many needless typos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Granted, your keyboard self-destructs. I wish for world peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 (edited) Granted, but every minute terrorists ruin jt I wish to have an E100 for a car Edited September 3, 2015 by Trailgamer5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Granted, Porsche confiscates it as part of their covering up their involvement with Nazi Germany. I wish for a real working hoverboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Granted, you get gangraped in da hood. They then try to sell it back to you. I wish for a blue pancake mix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Granted, it's a mixtape of nothing but the sound of queefs, in various volumes and tones. I wish for a plus sized fleshlight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Granted, your mother was the one who modeled for it. I wish for a new boombox craze to happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrsrkr Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Granted, it gets annoying really fast I wish that the Skeleton War would end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Granted, the cybertrons won. I wish for tv shows to be even more lewd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrsrkr Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Granted, they all get banned because feminism. I wish I wasn't so tired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 (edited) Granted, you take an espresso shower with espresso soap and espresso shampoo. I wish for more people to hear of Freelancer (the space sim by Digital Anvil) Edited September 4, 2015 by Trailgamer5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akavakaku Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Granted, it gets widely publicized bad reviews. I wish for teeth made of composite armor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Granted, they rust from saliva and you get the scurvy. I wish for NATO level internet access/speed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Granted, you get Russian internet I wish for a A6M Zero for travel purposes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Granted, people see this and are immediately struck with fear at the thought of Pearl Harbor 2, Electric Boogaloo, and mark you KOS. I wish I was a massive dragon living in the virtual world that could teleport from game to game, just to mess with people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Granted, that dragon refuses to accept you as it's creator when it becomes famous. I wish for pink lemonade whiskey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leproxia Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Whiskey is non alcoholic.I wish for grakata archwing gun :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 (edited) Granted, clem rapes you for them...softly. I wish for a Vaykor Tiburon. Edited September 4, 2015 by OverlordMcGeek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Granted, but you need to be mastery rank 20 to have it. I wish for prisma Ordis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Granted, but it only speaks quoting 50 shades of gray. I wish for Ordis Prime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrsrkr Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 You get him, but he takes up the entire screen and openly flirts with Sudan I wish all this forum salt was real so I could sell it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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