Sovamorne Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 Granted, everyone from the future has terrible birth defects, 6 toes to a foot, webbed hands etc. I wish for a steam powered top hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrsrkr Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 Granted, everyone from the future has terrible birth defects, 6 toes to a foot, webbed hands etc. I wish for a steam powered top hat. Granted, it burns your skull but looks awesome.I wish for a water bottle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 Granted, it is a bottle of water...that was refined into tequila. I wish for more flawless wishes of stuff... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted September 13, 2015 Share Posted September 13, 2015 Granted, but it behaves like a radioactive atom, and immediately decays into a flawed wish. I wish for everyone to listen to The Land of the Wizard by MachinimaSound Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted September 13, 2015 Share Posted September 13, 2015 Granted, Gandalf turns everyone into a newt for learning his secrets of wubs. I wish for better royalty free music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted September 13, 2015 Share Posted September 13, 2015 Granted, your head implodes from repeated eargasms. I wish for everyone to listen to Engulfing Shadows by MachinimaSound Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer27 Posted September 13, 2015 Share Posted September 13, 2015 Granted, the shadows are then out to literally engulfing pretty much everyone who has managed to listened to it regardless if they finish or not. I wish for an extensive face removal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted September 13, 2015 Share Posted September 13, 2015 granted, the engulfing shadows rips off your face in the process of eating you i wish for everyone to listen to Cloister of Redemption by Jens Kiilstofte Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted September 13, 2015 Share Posted September 13, 2015 Granted, the pokemon Cloyster throws itself through your window, and impales you with it's ice attack. I wish Trailgamer5 would listen to some Burzum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 Granted, he turns into your groupie. I insert a raging cajun lobster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 Granted, but this isn't the vending machine thread. I wish OverlordMcGeek would chug an entire tin of altoids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 Wish granted, but you are next. I wish for UNLIMITED POWER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 Granted, your electricity bill is jacked up to ridiculous proportions. I wish Royal Blood would make another album already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 Granted, it sounds exactly like taylor swift. I wish for a rumba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 Granted, it comes with a super nasty cat that won't stop laying on top of it. I wish for counterfeit chuckie cheese tickets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ov3rd0se Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 Granted but they're covered in "Sticky White Stuff" I wish for more money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akavakaku Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 Granted, here's a penny. I wish for a valuable ancient artifact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 Granted, here is the hell cube. I wish for hell not to be real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 (edited) Granted, but the republicans invent it again I wish for a pet Corgi Edited September 16, 2015 by AIan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 (edited) Granted, it is sick with arthritis and medical bills are $600 a month being only 8 months old. I wish for osama to be alive again just so we can kill him in public. Edited September 16, 2015 by OverlordMcGeek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dacond3 Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 Granted but he was allready alive and he is o'bummer. I wish for a worship thread to go downhill and be locked! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 Granted, but a new one is opened anyway. I wish for a golden potato Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 Granted, it gives you cancer. I insert a cancer patient who is being a #$&(% and dying even if the cure is in him/her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidathe Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 Granted, the patient is your father. I wish for dijon mustard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 Granted, but you slowly becpme allergic to it. I wish to construct additional pylons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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