Paprika Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Granted. No one can get past the electric fence. No one delivers flowers to your grave. Your legacy is that electric fence. You are remembered as a cold-hearted fiend that puts up electric fences. Happy? Are you happy? Your wife isn't. Your children aren't. Your youngest child tried spitting on your grave, but the shock traveled upwards, scarring the young one for life. That's ok. It's nothing compared to the emotional scar brought about by the knowledge that his father was a fiend that put up electric fences. I wish for fried chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Granted. It's delivered by Samuel L. Motherf**king Jackson, who isn't in a good mood today, has a gun, and has you on his hitlist for getting him to bring you fried chicken. I wish for a goldfish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rengakun Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 Granted, but it mutates and spits radioactive...S#&$...at you. I wish i could convince everyone to steer away from that "OMG CATFRAME IS S#&$" movement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azrael-Reaper Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 Granted. But it only lasts for a moment until someone corrects the course. I wish for a megaultraultimatesuperunbelieavable cute kitten that destroys towns and conquers the universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rengakun Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 Granted, that's me. I wish for a Catframe to piss off haters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotBot Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 Granted. The haters rage-quit and abandon Warframe, leaving DE without money and you without a game. I wish an insane man would come and steal all of my silverware. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rengakun Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 Granted, but he throws it all on you when you sleep. I wish someone could advise me on the purchase of the Humble Origin Bundle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgax Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 (edited) Granted, you will pay 5 dollars and regret it because origin is a cancer (literally that software has questionable unmentioned features almost identical to spyware) I wish TESO to have no subcription fee. Edited August 16, 2013 by Morgax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Kitsune Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 Granted, have fun paying for any weapons above Iron quality! Oh, and they break after 3 hits on an enemy. I wish for a box of crayons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 Granted. Each one is exactly 3mm in length. I wish for a pancake with bacon and maple syrup on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rengakun Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 Granted, each one has a radius of 3 centimeters and are filled to the brim with Yeast, E.Coli, etc. I wish for awesome mechs in Warframe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 Granted. They're 10 stories tall and only appear in the largest outdoor tiles. They're also hostile and nigh-impossible to destroy. I wish for the new J3 Golem fight to be awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rengakun Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 (edited) Granted, but you have to play it 500 times in an hour and nothing gets dropped, and he stunlocks you A LOT. I wish for a Commando COM-2D in Warframe. ECM SSRMs FTW! Edited August 17, 2013 by Rengakun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omagawolf Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Granted, but now people don't stop complaining about how the UI doesn't change. I wish that the soma won't get nerfed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Partizanfan Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 ^ Sorry bout delete was accident wish was no more UI changes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgax Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 (edited) Granted but every BP will use mutagen samples from now on. I wish to live in golden age of Metal. Edited September 17, 2013 by Morgax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rengakun Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Granted, but the Hairbangers come in and [CENSORED] you and your entire life. I wish people actually explained their irrational hate for Catframes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsubasakuroi Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 wish granted but you don't hear it I wish that someone else was in charge of balancing warframe powers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rengakun Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Granted, but that person is a baby that can only bash the keyboard. I wish DE wouldn't turn into PGI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siviltha Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Granted, but that person is a baby that can only bash the keyboard. I wish DE wouldn't turn into PGI. Granted, but they eventually just turn into one for the sake of troll on this wish. I wish Lotus will just go home and stop being drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander_Pancakes Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Granted, but you have to replace the Lotus I wish I had more pancakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rengakun Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 (edited) Granted, but your life gets replaced by Roti Canai and its variants. I wish Star Citizen will be awesome now. Edited September 17, 2013 by Rengakun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander_Pancakes Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Granted, but you won't be able to play it. I wish I had more Forma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rengakun Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Granted, but everything costs 500 Forma now. I wish DE will merge with PGI and do awesome stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgax Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 granted but they will complete doom's day machine which will destroy us. I wish for more wishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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