Corrupt A Wish

[Telos42]

Granted, but you have to pay 4000p for her and can't build her

 

I wish school days were shorter so I could play warframe

Edited April 22, 2014 by ghostwarrior47

[TheVerdict]

Granted, but you could only play warframe once a week.

I wish RNG isn't so much of a jerk.

[Utarious]

Granted. But then RNG's brother takes his place and is jerkier than ever.

 

I wish that this thread would die.

[TheVerdict]

Granted, but then it'll be reborn. Like almost every other off topic thread.

I wish I had over a 1000 forma and potatoes.

Edited April 22, 2014 by TheVerdict

[Telos42]

Granted, But you paid platinum for all of it

 

I wish I could play watchdogs now

[Utarious]

Granted, but then it is so unfinished and buggy it is unplayable.

 

I wish I could time travel.

[Telos42]

granted, but its only .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds forward and can only be done once every second

 

I wish I had telekenesis

[FatViking]

Granted, but everything you lift with it flies into your face.

 

I wish I owned a restaurant.

[Rainei00]

Granted, but it has the best food in the world - and you can only watch people eat it.

 

I wish the RNG gods didn't hate me as much.

[Utarious]

Granted, They hate you less. But remove items you from their drop tables.

 

I wish Banshee had cooler shoes.

[(PSN)Legolegend144]

Granted, but she gets even skinnier in the process.

 

I wish for Vectis prime.

[pattonsguy]

Granted, but its mag size is 0

I wish for the majority of this thread to stop being RNG related.

Edited April 22, 2014 by pattonsguy

[NotBot]

Granted, the thread now randomly bans people who post in it, removing the majority of RNG-related posts, along with nearly everything else.

 

I wish I was less lazy.

[Utarious]

Granted, but then everyone else is lazy and unfun to be around... Is that even a corruption?

 

I wish that I had a life.

[pattonsguy]

Granted, but the stalker will end it shortly.

I wish warframe had an anime Kill la Kill style.

[TheVerdict]

Granted, but then it'll close down and could never be played again.

I wish Trinity had an immortal skin.

[pattonsguy]

Granted, but it was so buggy it crashed your profile whenever you logged on.

I wish there was a warframe mod for minecraft.

[Utarious]

#GrantedButItIsSoBuggyItIsUnplayable

 

#IWishICouldStopUsingHashtags

[TheVerdict]

Granted, but you'll be using memes instead.

I wish Ash's smokescreen could turn other players invisible if they are in the radius of the smoke.

[Utarious]

Granted, but it then doesn't turn Ash invisible.

 

I wish that Dive Bomb wasn't a pain to use.

[TheVerdict]

Granted, now it deals no pain or damage to any enemies.

I wish the stuff that cook in the foundry don't take so long to finish.

[Utarious]

Granted, but they nerf all things to the point of uselessness to compensate.

 

I wish that the Dual Zorens had a bit less copter, as at the moment it feels extreme.

[pattonsguy]

Granted, they are now mini jat kittages.

I wish hydroid could move during undertow.

[TheVerdict]

Granted, now he moves 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 mph.

I wish the Orokin Labyrinth concept could be implemented into the game, but to be taken very carefully, slowly, and to be well planned so it would rightly fit into the lore of warframe.(If you want to know what the Vay Hek I'm talking about then check this thread: https://forums.warframe.com/index.php?/topic/216229-the-orokin-labyrinth-epic-end-game-endless-dungeon-and-bosses/page-3)

Edited April 23, 2014 by TheVerdict

[pattonsguy]

Granted, but the keys for it are only obtainable in T666 team deathmatch when using Nova Prime.

I wish for a black hole.