FatViking Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Granted, you are now dead. I wish for the channeling effects on the Proto-excal skin would get fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer27 Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Granted, but all the other Warframe had their channeling effects broken because of it. I wish for never-ending misfortune upon myself. :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeloxale Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Denied, but it still happens! I wish I was a Pegasus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Granted, you are now, for millions to billions of millennials to come, the large northern constellation known as the Pegasus constellation. But the bad thing is, it won't be forever. I wish I had a better PC that works the best in everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeloxale Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Granted, but you can't use it I wish I could get hyper(reference) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)korm-2_0 Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Granted, but you can't use it I wish I could get hyper(reference) Granted, but your life wouldn't change. I wish I could just use the name Korm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zat-bust Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Granted, but no will say it right and call you something different I wish I can sleep and eat forever without getting fat and live forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeloxale Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Granted, but you realize you become lonely after all your friends die. I wish I had legs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Granted you now have no arms. I wish everyone were to stop corrupting everyone's wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeloxale Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Granted, but it is an alternative reality! I wish I had arms again :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Granted you now lose your legs again. I wish you would stop screwing yourself over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwurty566 Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Granted, all screws in the world are gone. I wish I could wear Pre-U12 Corpus helmets all over my body as Armor/Armour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Granted, now your fellow Tenno think you are a heavily armored Corpus crewman and they try to kill you. I wish I got a better hair cut today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Granted but you will grow hair 3x faster. I wish I could break the law without consequences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Granted, I can't find any valid consequences that aren't real consequences. I wish back then when I was 8 I knew that I had a mood disorder so I could've been more clear to my parents and friends what was happening to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Granted, I can't find any valid consequences that aren't real consequences. I wish back then when I was 8, I knew that I had a mood disorder so I could've been more clear to my parents and friends what was happening to me. Granted I have now fixed your comment due to making no sense :3 I wish I could fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Granted, but you can only fly upside down causing you to vomit a lot. I wish that Hysteria's punching animation didn't include Valkyr floating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Granted, you now cannot move when using Hysteria's punching animation. I wish I were a genius of the world, then suffer a coma which stole my genius forever... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatViking Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Granted, but your genius returns demanding alimony. I wish I could stay awake forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegioDamnus Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Granted. You go insane from sleep deprivation. I wish the hill would be mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 (edited) Granted, but you get overthrown a minute later. I wish for my llama bat dogs, god damnit! Edited April 28, 2014 by TheVerdict Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegioDamnus Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Curses! One day the hill will truly be mine! Granted. They spit you in the face and fly away with a happy bark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Granted, you wished for nothing. I wish sweets are healthy so I don't have to fear of gaining fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegioDamnus Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Granted. Instead they drain away your mass so you end up as a shriveled husk. I wish that i could hold all these blueprints. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Granted, but you get crushed by the weight. I wish we could get the good alerts more often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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