Ghost333 Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 A: Survivalists after the end who can't catch their own food to eat, or live in Australia, where ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING CAN AND WILL MURDER YOU HORRIBLY.Can see why the Brits wanted to send all their bread thieves here.Q: Why does everything utterly horrible, psychotic and murderous (including the trees) live in Aus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 (edited) A: Because Australians are badasses. Q: Why are Australians so badass? Edited December 30, 2014 by Utarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 A: Because of the wildlife, which creates a loop of some kind. I think. Q: What is the only thing in Australia that can't horribly maim you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 A: Nothing. Q: Are Australians a threat to other Australians? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Govorunb Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 (edited) A: As much as Australia itself is. Q: Why did the little boy cry? Edited December 30, 2014 by Govorunb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 A: Of course. Kangaroos and Wombat can be quite vicious at times. Plus Dingoes regularly make the mistake of following wombats into their dens and get their skulls crushed against the tunnels as a result.Q: Why are the cute ones always psychotic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 (edited) A: He was Isaac from Binding of Isaac. Q Why is BoI: Rebirth such a great game? Mega ninja 2k14. Edited December 30, 2014 by Utarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 A: Never heard of it Q: How many goats must be sacrificed to please RNGsus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 A: 1, once you find Goat Head RNGesus has a 100% chance to give you what you want. Q: Why is the Nova Prime chain real? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 A: 1, once you find Goat Head RNGesus has a 100% chance to give you what you want. Q: Why is the Nova Prime chain real? A: Cuz this game is now 4-d Q: Why is pink rhino more fav than the pope? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 A: Because enticing Rhino. Q: Why is Nova Prime so byoutiful? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasumi- Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 A: Because enticing Rhino. Q: Why is Nova Prime so byoutiful? Becuz. Nova Bae Prime is the byoutifulist of all the Warframes. Question: Why is Mesa so ugly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 A: Because you don't understand how bae she is. Q: Why is Kaic blind to the fact that Baesa is best Bae? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 A: Because Ember is in fact the hottest frame. *Is attacked by a herd of angry cats and crickets*Q: OH DEAR GOD, SOMEONE HELP ME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 A: Because Ember is in fact the hottest frame. *Is attacked by a herd of angry cats and crickets* Q: OH DEAR GOD, SOMEONE HELP ME! A; That is lotus' problem ask her. Q: What is the color blue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 A: Red. Q: Purple? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 A: Cyan.Q: Is this the real life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 A: Yes. Q: What is not real? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 A: Cyan. Q: Is this the real life? A: Life. Q:What is not anime in non real life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 A: Anime in real life (double negatives have no effect on me, squire!) is probably cosplay.Q: Why do the Fomorians look like blimps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 A: Because Hek is stupid. Q: Why are the relays getting nuked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 A: Because Hek is stupid. Q: Why are the relays getting nuked? A: Cuz science is a lie. Q: Relays are to molases as baro is to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jwapplephobia Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 (edited) A: Cuz science is a lie. Q: Relays are to molases as baro is to? Human remains of the guy who fell into the vat in the proccessing plant. Q: Where does Ordis hide your stolen underwear? Edited December 31, 2014 by jwapplephobia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 A: With my stolen chocolate bars. I'm bad at organizing things, so all the stolen stuff goes in the same pile. Trees, Oxygen cans, Credits, Annoying Corpus Officials...lost a couple to that pile.Q: Can you expand the Liset without changing the external hull to fit additional rooms? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 A: Void magic Q: Why are scorpions and ballistas russian? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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