dummifighter Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Excalibro, very excited to see his old friend again, shouted like a girl and huged his friend; opening his eyes in the middle of his hug and saw Hek's former bodyguard. He inmedientaly went in focus mode, asking Darvo what is happening here. He simply replies: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audionic Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 "u w0t m9" And then everybody be like "wat" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegpoidBeetle Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Then Excalibro be makin out with his honey Nyx den teh fone ringz Teh vuice on ohter end said "Wut u doin wit my daughter" Excalibro told his gurl who n she say "my dad is ded" THEN WHO WAS FONE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.ToastForPresident Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 A beeping alarm clock wakes Excalibro from his terrible dream of countless memes. He slowly lifts his head out of bed only to be tugged back down by a gentle arm. "It is too early," Rhino mumbled in his breath as he snuggled back into the sheets. "I don't know," Excalibro sighed, "IT feels as if life is getting to hard for the two of us to be together." "Hard you say? Let me take care of that for you," Rhino seductively said as he rolled onto Excalibro's chest. (OH GOD) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat_Nom Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 A beeping alarm clock wakes Excalibro from his terrible dream of countless memes. He slowly lifts his head out of bed only to be tugged back down by a gentle arm. "It is too early," Rhino mumbled in his breath as he snuggled back into the sheets. "I don't know," Excalibro sighed, "IT feels as if life is getting to hard for the two of us to be together." "Hard you say? Let me take care of that for you," Rhino seductively said as he rolled onto Excalibro's chest. (OH GOD) At that very moment, Excalibro's honey, Nyx, walks into the room. After one glance at the pair, and noticing Nekros in the corner with a camera prime, she runs out of the house screaming at the top of her lungs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)batman200087 Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Ten it twas revealed as a hallucination in the minds of Excalibr0. from a unknowns reasons. Excalibro then wakes up from the hallucination with thousands of Vay Hek's screaming....................... DID YOU REALLY BELIEVE IT WOULD BE THIS EASY?!!?!?!?!!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.ToastForPresident Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 "My desires are unconventional," Rhino whispered into his ear as they woke. Excalibro's anus hurt unrelentingly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Mother-Saryn, disgusted with her little Excalibro, sold him to the Corpus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)batman200087 Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 The corpus realizes their new possession and experiment on Excalibro. Excalibro lets loose a flurry of pink energy, and becomes the Ultimate Excalibro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat_Nom Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 All the experimenters lay scattered around the room, dead. Only one crewman remained, now in the clutches of Rhino....Excalibro watched as Rhino let out a mighty roar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 If you know what I mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)batman200087 Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Unknown to Excalibro, a female stalker was eyeing him rather suggestively from thy shadows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegpoidBeetle Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 (edited) Excalibro was wondering where that "schlick schlick" noise was coming from, and it sounded as if there was liquid dripping somewhere. Edited March 30, 2015 by YOUR_MOTHER_HAVE_BANDAIDS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)batman200087 Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Excalibro turns around quickly and the source of the sound is… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat_Nom Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Mirage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegpoidBeetle Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 To his horror, Excalibro's eyes were stained by the sight of Mirage using Jat Kittag with max vibration on her Worm Hole, with Tempest Barrage coming out of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.ToastForPresident Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Unaroused by this, Excalibro turns back to Rhino and slowly walks up to him. He gently places his hand on Rhino's chest and glances into his helmet. Excalibro moves his head closer to Rhino's head. A while passes by like this, as the look at each other, deep into their thoughts that seemed interwoven by their intense feelings. Mirage still craved for Excalibro's attention, thus thrusted herself forward onto Excalibro, but forward enough to seal the deal between the relationship between him and Rhino. Realizing her mistake, she uses the Jat Kittag to demolish the newly formed couple. With their parts scattered around the floor, Mirage lets out a chuckle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Mother-Saryn, horrified by Excalibro's death, unleashed Miasma upon Mirage, melting her down to soylent green, and proceeds to Narta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audionic Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 And then called Volt. Mother-Saryn said "wat wer u doin when excalibro is ded" "rekting nubs because swag" "excalibro is rekt (ded)" "no" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)batman200087 Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 And then Excalibro wakes up from his "deaths"… in a room filled with all the female tenno populous looking at him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 This was just a dream he had in the moments before his death. He actually wakes up in depths of Hell, where Satan is RNGsus, and Cerberus is Vay Hek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)batman200087 Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Then Cerberus talks to Excalibro in a little girl voice " hi there want to play with dolls? " while pointing to large dolls on fire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felnia Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 But a Valkyr punches the cerberus in the face for being too girly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Soon after, Mutalist Salad V appears, Vay Hek takes him out, and throws him into the sun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)batman200087 Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 The valkyr hugs excalibro for no reason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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