Becoming The Best Gamer In The World - Enlist In The Gronk Squad Today

[Yz-Prime]

 

We are the best, the undisputed kings of Warframe. The Gronk Squad are hardened war veterans of video gaming, a self-governing sect in the world, rich in foundation. An ever-changing subculture, mobilizing and preparing ourselves daily. Nobody comes close to our skill. We are Gronks.

 

As the Warframe community should now be well aware, team Gronk Squad have been wreaking havoc amongst the dark sectors, conclaves and star map with our unmatched PvP skill and sheer intimidation factor as of late. We are a merciless clan of pro-gamers since the 1980s and have come to stake our claim on the delicious booty that is Warframe, looting, grinding and scrub-slaying along the way.

 

We firmly believe that Warframe has an intense skill cap, and is a game - no, a sport, that should be shied away from if you are a simple casual player. This is a training ground for the professionals, and us Gronks have no time to shape a petty player into fame. We play 14 hours a day, and newbies better match our caliber if they wanna ride with us.

 

Being the best players in the game, we only permit use of the highest skill cap frames. Ember, Saryn and Excalibur Prime frames only. We know this game inside and out, and after much research we've concluded that only these three frames have real potential in a skilled players hands, and they will achieve the unachievable.

We also accept Locust Ash frames, as Earthworm Jim is our true mascot.

 

You got the gall to be a Gronk, kids? Sign up today, we just might make something out of you.

 

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Current Rank in PvE:

#1 (Not subject to change anytime soon)

 

Current Rank in PvP:

#1 (Not subject to change anytime soon)

 

Current Rank in Events:

#1 (Not subject to change anytime soon)

 

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Edited June 29, 2015 by Yzedd