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"Hmm, expecting a man as your Special Projects Manager? A man with a huge whopping penis? No, sorry to disappoint but I am not that person. Think of my brain as the huge whopping penis. So stop staring at my breasts- and start staring at my penis!"

-Nellie, The Office

"Now sit back and Let it Happen"

-Says the Rapist as his hand goes lower.. go someplace it shouldn't..

"-muffled screaming-"

-Says the Victim as the Rapist's hand goes inside of her someplace sensitive...

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"Keep it down, Or I'll slit your neck"

-Rapist that is now threatening the poor victim, while his two fingers go deep inside a pink cavern  GO some place that is very very inappropriate...

"No! Not there!" -The Victim screams after the piece of duct tape falls off of her mouth
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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

- Cave Johnson

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