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The Master Magician is here.

 

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I created an account about a year ago but my computer back then wasn't able to run Warframe, but I got a new one and I have about a month playing now. I have decided to debut on forums because why not? Anywho,

Here are my accomplishments since then (not to show off obviously but to display some discoveries):

 

1. Immortality.

 

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I have a Paris Prime Quiver with Abra Skin through my chest and somehow I am still alive.

 

2. Flawless Stratagem.

 

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I have discovered an incredible way to overcome any obstacle in Warframe. I simply create massive black holes that conveniently somehow do not destroy the universe while "Ride of the Valkyries" by Richard Wagner is playing in the background, and I become unstoppable, laughing manically at the bodies of enemies being dragged in like dolls into a hurricane to suffer endless seizures in 1 spot.

 

3. Sanic Steroids with very harsh consequences.

 

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Broken Bull + Maxed out Scindo Prime + Volt Speed + Berserk+ Rush +Armored Agility + Sprint Boost = 

A Blender of Wrath so strong you will forcefully remind yourself what you ate that morning.  

Note: Make sure Helm is open when you are going to receive said reminder.

 

4. Creepypasta?

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Does Nova normally have a dead fish eye on her right shoulder? Is she part Tyrant from Resident Evil?

 

and finally 5... Exceptional Haggling skills.

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I hope to do more research for the benifit of Tennokind.

 

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