(XBOX)Solargeo Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 *files a complaint against* Im sorry sir but I don't have any hopes or dreams I woke at Mkdoanlds what did you expect? * the lawyers throw the complaint out* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted February 2, 2016 Author Share Posted February 2, 2016 (edited) Idk some dreams considering its almost named after you? A dream of bringing smile to customer faces? Destroying the world? Something?*pulls my head off lights it on fire* *sprinkles on some salt* (im rich in salt...people give me so much of the stuff whenever I talk about umbra)*theres a mini umbra excalibur figure on the side and a piece of paper that says; Umbra excalibur to be out* *hands platter with head,hopes and dreams in two minutes* *takes a volt head from behind the counter and screw it on my headless body like a lightbulb the eyes light up* Thats better. Edited February 2, 2016 by (XB1)MK Ultra K11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Master4733 Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 *pulls my head off lights it on fire* *sprinkles on some salt* (im rich in salt...people give me so much of the stuff whenever I talk about umbra)*theres a mini umbra excalibur figure on the side and a piece of paper that says; Umbra excalibur to be out* *hands platter with head,hopes and dreams in two minutes* *takes a volt head from behind the counter and screw it on my headless body like a lightbulb the eyes light up* Thats better.Works for me *Hands the 10 credits I owe and walks out* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 I'll take some of marky marks abs mixed with fomarky mark(makrisbik) shoesauce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted February 2, 2016 Author Share Posted February 2, 2016 * the lawyers throw the complaint out* * the lawyers throw the complaint out**you lose Becuase MKdonalds lawyers are even more powerful. I'll take some of marky marks abs mixed with fomarky mark(makrisbik) shoesauce.*hands it on a platter* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Solargeo Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 *you lose Becuase MKdonalds lawyers are even more powerful. *hands it on a platter* * laughs because thy are not due to my lawyers have a maxed charisma stat* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 I do sure love all this free food! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted February 2, 2016 Author Share Posted February 2, 2016 I do sure love all this free food!Oh...Hey you forgot to pay. *gestures for the money* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Oh...Hey you forgot to pay. *gestures for the money* "Nah it's fine." *barfs it all out into a sippy cup* "Here you go!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YasaiTsume Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 "Nah it's fine." *barfs it all out into a sippy cup* "Here you go!" Ewww Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted February 3, 2016 Author Share Posted February 3, 2016 "Nah it's fine." *barfs it all out into a sippy cup* "Here you go!" *measures the cup* Nope. This isn't all of it. Cough it up(literally). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasumi- Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 *stops being dead* Sir you have saved the life of a health inspector. By law I am now required to give you a 1,000,000 credit bonus. And also an Ammo Drum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted February 3, 2016 Author Share Posted February 3, 2016 *stops being dead* Sir you have saved the life of a health inspector. By law I am now required to give you a 1,000,000 credit bonus. And also an Ammo Drum. WoooHooooo!!!!!!! But what about those commies that eat at solarbell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasumi- Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 WoooHooooo!!!!!!! But what about those commies that eat at solarbell? Oh they'll get what's coming to them. Hahahaha. HAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *I begin staring at the ceiling as a flashback begins* *someone disguised as a health inspector is seen planting several sales ads from various companies loaded into trebuchets concealed around the building's perimeter* No communist can withstand a barrage of FREE MARKET PROPAGANDA! HAHAHAHAHAHA! *flashback end* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Solargeo Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Oh they'll get what's coming to them. Hahahaha. HAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *I begin staring at the ceiling as a flashback begins* *someone disguised as a health inspector is seen planting several sales ads from various companies loaded into trebuchets concealed around the building's perimeter* No communist can withstand a barrage of FREE MARKET PROPAGANDA! HAHAHAHAHAHA! *flashback end* * a not appears and it has on it try it and you get sued * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasumi- Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 * a not appears and it has on it try it and you get sued * You can't sue me if I'm not officially registered as a citizen in this country! *launches propaganda* OH GOD I'M 47% COMMUNIST ON MY MOTHER'S SIDE *dies from the propaganda* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted February 3, 2016 Author Share Posted February 3, 2016 * a not appears and it has on it try it and you get sued *Makes a phone call to my cousin MC Ultra K10 who runs Mcdonalds* Try it Ive got McDonalds to back me up now. You can't sue me if I'm not officially registered as a citizen in this country! *launches propaganda* OH GOD I'M 47% COMMUNIST ON MY MOTHER'S SIDE *dies from the propaganda* political doctor Mk is in the house!!!* puts suit on and stabs with capitalist ep pen* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasumi- Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Makes a phone call to my cousin MC Ultra K10 who runs Mcdonalds* Try it Ive got McDonalds to back me up now. political doctor Mk is in the house!!!* puts suit on and stabs with capitalist ep pen* *my coat turns into a pile of credits that floats into your cash register* *pulls another coat from my pocket and puts it on* Curse my family tree! Thanks again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted February 3, 2016 Author Share Posted February 3, 2016 *my coat turns into a pile of credits that floats into your cash register* *pulls another coat from my pocket and puts it on* Curse my family tree! Thanks again! Dis I also mention that I run MK Ultracare? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasumi- Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Dis I also mention that I run MK Ultracare? That sure sounds ultra! Man, all of this resurrection is making me hungry, I'd like to order some of whatever you keep in that mysterious looking closet over there. Shaken, not stirred. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted February 3, 2016 Author Share Posted February 3, 2016 That sure sounds ultra! Man, all of this resurrection is making me hungry, I'd like to order some of whatever you keep in that mysterious looking closet over there. Shaken, not stirred. Uh..uh..yeah. That..Ill..be back in a minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Solargeo Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Makes a phone call to my cousin MC Ultra K10 who runs Mcdonalds* Try it Ive got McDonalds to back me up now. political doctor Mk is in the house!!!* puts suit on and stabs with capitalist ep pen* * gets out a ear phone thing puts it in makes a call* I have my fleet of spaceships ready Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted February 3, 2016 Author Share Posted February 3, 2016 * gets out a ear phone thing puts it in makes a call* I have my fleet of spaceships ready*these words appear at the bottom left corner o your hud: Fleet of___spaceships have been banned from the server* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Solargeo Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 *these words appear at the bottom left corner o your hud: Fleet of___spaceships have been banned from the server* * summons Cthulhu * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted February 3, 2016 Author Share Posted February 3, 2016 * summons Cthulhu **cthulu is banned from the server* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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