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How many vor does it take to change a light bulb?


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Just one....

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But you have to listen to this Monologue while he does it:

"Look at them, they come to this place when they know there is darkness. Tenno use the Light, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the darkness. The light went out, dimmed, but through this light bulb, the Darkness called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Darkness. Behold the Tenno, come to lighten and illuminate this sacred realm.

My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will change it. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the light bulb. Forever bound to the Dark. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Lightbulb. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Lightbulb. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will lighten this place of their impurity.

This Light is temporary. My darkness is forever. It cannot be destroyed! Behold, they burn you out but still, I speak. I am darkness and I cannot be destroyed-royed-royed-ed-ed-ed (echo) (echo)!"

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