Loser_Prime Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 There I was, content with having no life and running through Kappa all day long... until the Cryopod vanished into thin air. I concluded that I had been playing much more than my senses could cope with, and a part of me suggested that I go outside and take a deep breath. As if! I scanned the surrounding area in hopes that the pod would have been pushed due to my incessant pressing of the '4' button. I found nothing. For whatever reason, the Grineer still continued their assault, which confirmed my suspicion of them being stark mad. We held them off with ease, and I felt pity for the Lotus, who congratulated us for saving the pod, and sent us on our way to extraction. I madly sprinted towards extraction, as I had put Nature's Call on hold for far too long, when it chanced that I looked behind to see if my teammates were catching up, and my eyes fixated on an object that was horribly misplaced. I signalled my companions to inspect it. As we approached, we carefully studied the person inside the pod for signs of movement. Failing to see any such movement, I concluded that some miracle must have moved the pod, or more likely the person in the pod must have been disturbed in his sleep, thanks to me having a fondness for exploding everything surrounding me. Pretending that we had not seen any such misplaced objects, we calmly proceeded towards extraction. As I took the final step, I wondered what had really happened: Was the person in the pod harassed by me so much - that he decided to find a more suitable place to sleep, or perhaps, there might have been another person whom we were oblivious to, and he was in the process of transporting the pod? Whatever the real reason, ignorance is bliss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altissimus Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 Please don't forget to take a break every hour... ....as if. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vilemyre Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 "they won't catch me here damn grineer scum" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris9428 Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 Naked Nick just had to take a..dump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EclipsedHusky Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 Obviously the extraction team showed up early and were putting the pod into a storage crate for easier travel! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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