[The Space Shanty Contest [Winners Announced]!]

Wait just a second. We're writing space shanties, yet Pirates and Ninjas are clearly mortal enemies...

Meh, whatever.

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Ohhhhhhhhhhhh~

Get up, get up, set sail
The stars will guide our feet
Our Railjack will not fail
The Grineer will be mincemeat!

[Refrain]
Yo ho,
Off we go!
The Tenno will be there!
Yo ho,
Off we go!
Make all our foes beware!

Get up, get up, we rise
It's time to look ahead
We'll cut through all the lies
So that we won't wind up dead!

-- [Refrain] --

Get up, get up, and fight
Fortuna will rejoice
In darkness or in light
Let Nef Anyo hear their voice!

-- [Refrain] --

Get up, get up, and run
We're crashing through the void
Pull out every gun
And leave Baro unemployed!

-- [Refrain] --

Yo ho,
Off we go!
We launch into the fray!
Yo ho,
Off we go!
Our Warframes win today!

[Greetings and Grofit Contest [Winners Announced!]]

Alright, Tenno! We've got a looooot of deliveries to make if we wanna spread the holiday spirit to EVERYONE in Fortuna! Get those cards to the people, pronto!

Full Album

Individual images:

Teaser (Hey, Sparky! Get out there and deliver these for me, will ya?): https://i.imgur.com/M2eZZ2o.png

Front Page: https://i.imgur.com/N7lvEDs.png

Inside Page (Left): https://i.imgur.com/hrCz0cO.png

Inside Page (Right): https://i.imgur.com/zCAPQXm.png

Both Inside Pages (With fashionable seam): https://i.imgur.com/JLmohKr.jpg

Back Page: https://i.imgur.com/aGSqC3s.png

[New Contest: Carol of the Tenno]

The Twelve Days After Tennobaum

a parody of "The Twelve Days After Christmas" by Frederick Silver

 

The first day after Tennobaum
The Lotus and Tenno would clash
And so the Tenno burned the town
Of Cetus into ash.
Then without any de-e-e-e-lay
They brought down ev'ry re-e-e-e-lay
The Lotus, the Lotus,
The Lotus gave to them.

The second day after Tennobaum
Ash pulled out his Akbronco Prime
And very swiftly blew a hole
Through all the Grineer grime
The Lotus, the Lotus,
The Lotus gave to them.

The third day after Tennobaum
The Lotus caught the croup
The Tenno used their Kubrow Eggs
To make some <CENSORED> soup.

The poor Grustrag fellows, there once were four,
But were quickly culled to three.

The Five Fieldron in his Opticor
Filled the Chroma with such glee.

The sixth day after Tennobaum
The Syndicates all went to war
They called us "Tenno scum" and so
We kicked them out the door

On the seventh day, even Volt's in shock
The new "Gift From the Lotus" cleaned ev'ry clock
The Lotus, the Lotus
The Lotus gave to them.

The eighth day after Tennobaum
Before Lotus could assume,
The Tenno took the:
Eight Frosts-a-freezing,
Nine Harrows smiting,
Ten Banshees shrieking,
Eleven Embers burning,
Twelve Limbos shifting -- (Well, actually, I kept one of the Harrows)
And filled the Plains with doom
Oh, could it be so,
That all Tenno,
Told the Lotus on their merry trek
That the real villain here is old Vay Hek!