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JimmyThreeNut

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  1. The product of Obviouslee's nifty Stalker theory:

    as well as a good deal of boredom and insomnia.

    Spoiler

    It was a musty November morning, and the Sun's sallow rays fell uneasily on Stalker's battered visor. Climbing through dense shoots of savage vegetation, he made his way into a cavernous, eerie grotto. The glint of a reflective surface caught his eye in the distance, and after weeks of searching, it seemed his journey was finally nearing its end.

    Stalker approached the ancient golden structure, a void pool generator. Pouring a small amount of energy into the aureate ring, he was quickly greeted by a deep umber vortex, laden with flecks of twinkling light.

    This pool, long thought a fanciful orokin myth, was exactly what he needed to find his elusive target.
    More than a simple gateway between worlds, those endowed with the ability to channel void energy could divine dates, facts, and locations using it.

    "Tell me, where will I find the Grineer known as Captain Vor?"

    The pool jerked erratically, glowing brightly and spinning violently for a moment before settling into a perfectly flat, specular surface. Stalker gazed down, only to see his own egg-like head staring back at him.

    "A malfunction?" he thought. Though the pristine condition of the generator suggested otherwise.
    Dejected and exhausted, he sat at the edge of the pool, ruminating for several minutes.

    Then, with a start, he stood up.

    "No... How could I be so blind?!"

    Stalker had finally come to realize that what he was seeking had been inside of him all along.

    He was Vor. At least, one of a consecution of resonant nodes in the universal consciousness known to itself as Vor.

     

    All is Vor.

    Vor is love, Vor is life, and to kill Vor would be to kill all that is righteous and good in the world.

    Captain Vor was merely the purest worldly incarnation of this force, a divine beacon of spiritual and aesthetic perfection.

    Having made his peace, Stalker departed from the grotto, at ease. The world seemed to take on a brighter tone, for indeed, the Sun, the Sky, and all that surrounded him was Vor. Contented thoughts of meditating and tending to his noggles flitted through his mind, when lo - a disturbance in the Vorce!

    Captain Vor was in trouble, and he could sense it!

    Dashing through the woods at dangerous speeds, stalker use his newfound Vor sense to close in on his position, desparately holding back his suspicions that it was already too late.

    Alas, by the time Stalker had made the two-planet journey to Vor's estate, it was clear that he was too late. Before him lay the beautiful Vor, cut asunder by something all too familiar.

    "Blade weapons? ... Tenno!"

    The ease which had so recently found him was lost again as rage boiled in his veins - the betrayers, the usurpers, had once more taken everything from him.

    Still standing over the corpse of the Captain, Stalkvor vowed to destroy those who would threaten what remained of Vor.

    Now he hunts, dividing their numbers. Watching from that dark place, cataloging their sins. He is the ghost of retribution.

    They may Vorget but they are not innocent.

    Bevor asking why I made this please know that I've already asked myself that :P

  2. 10% enemy health per charge seems a tad excessive, especially considering the hefty health pools of some heavies.

    I feel that instead, hitting enemies could gather charge proportional to the damage dealt (maybe 100%, maybe with a modifier). This would mean that heavy grineer Helga takes a good while to charge into a death grenade, while firecracker crewmen could be made in short order. If this were the case, then the 50% health cap might be raised/removed, and the radius of the AoE could be determined by the % of their max health stored (give it a knockdown for sonicor-level chuckles).

    This removes the scaling aspect of the damage, but with tolerable base stats and the nifty CC mechanics I feel it'd be a more than viable weapon.

     

      I don't know that alt-fire with melee is a thing as-is, though. Perhaps finisher attacks could grab hold of enemies, and charge attacks could throw?

  3. Come gather round and listen lads, and here me tell m' tale,
    How 'cross the void from E-Prime, I was condemned to sail.
    The Lotus found me ready, and then old Vor, says he,
    Oh for life, my Jimmy Jams, I send you into that sea.

    But take a tip, for not a sip, was I to bring along,
    Without a holder for my cup, adrift, I thirsted long.
    Across the system I did fly, and many battles win,
    But not a one of them could tie, the War that raged Within.

    Though Darvo gave me praises and the factions sang their songs,
    I was nearly pushing daises with no cup to bring along.

    And that is why, my dearest devs, we ask you here today.
    To give us holders for our cups, to drink just as we play.

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  4. Do you, by any chance, know how I could intentionally cause this bug?

    Unfortunately no, I believe I got knocked down by a scorpion and pulled into a wall, upon exiting, I was bugged.

    THUMBS UP FOR SURVIVING

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  5. Saryn sucks? Wat.

    Miasma is an excellent nuke skill with an added stun.

    Molt deals a good bit of damage (explodes at the end) and diverts enemy fire like a decoy. You can also spam it to make it explode rapidly, which does more damage than Miasma but eats energy.

    Venom is excellent for tagging groups of enemies with viral status, making them significantly easier to deal with.

     

    Contagion  applies a % damage boost to your melee weapon, for melee builds, this can be a very nice skill to have (with maxed power Str, it adds +171.75% toxin damage).

     

    The only skill of hers that I would consider very similar to another frame's is Molt, and It's actually better than decoy, as there is no casting time and a toxic explosion of doom (at the cost of an extra 25 base energy).

     

    If anything, I would suggest making contagion a group buff, possibly a toggle-skill.

  6. Attention, Tenno.

    It has come to my attention that things are not what they seem in the world of Warframe.

    I believe a conspiracy is afoot, perpetrated by various individuals seeking to twist our perceptions of reality.

     

     

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    Surely you recognize Lotus, our guide, mentor, and faction director.

    While I was traveling through space, snacking on some War-Fu, I was met with an epiphany, Lotus in no way resembles a Lotus Blossom!

     

    EXHIBIT A:

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    By changing only 80% of the word Lotus we arrive at her true identity, Lettuce.

    Don't believe me?

     

    Doing a small amount of research, I discovered that Lotus has, in the past, been associated with a man calling himself Salad V. It occurred to me that the main ingredient in salad, is Lettuce.

    Need more convincing?

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    EXHIBIT B:

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    The resemblance is as striking as it is terrifying.

    Fear not, Tenno. While it may seem that our dear Lotus (Lettuce) has deceived us, this was not without just cause.

     

    We have received intelligence suggesting that Salad V and Councillor Vay Shrek may be preparing to form a coalition to destroy the Tenno.

     

     

    EXHIBIT C:

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    This knowledge, combined with the findings of another lone Tenno investigator, namely the discovery of Councillor Vay Shrek moonlighting as a potato, has led me to believe that they are seeking to form the most terrifying amalgam that we have ever faced ...

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

                                                Potato Salad

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    Obviously, rather than waste time trying to explain her intentions or origins, Lotus has sought to prepare us as quickly as possible.

     

    Lettuce hope that our wise and caring Lotus will lead us to victory against this newfound threat.

  7. Ive noticed that J3 Golem drops Neural Sensors (Grineer Tech)

    And that Councillor Vay Hek drops Neurodes (Infested Sensory Organs)

     

    I would think that it would be the other way around. Seeing as J3 Golem is infested and Vay Hek is a Grineer Councillor?

     

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