[New Contest: Carol of the Tenno]

I saw Lotus kissing Darvo.

Original I saw mummy kissing Santa Claus.

I saw Lotus kissing Darrrrrrvo,

In the middle of the pluto junction,

last night.

She didnt see me roll,

Almost went face first into a pole,

She thought I was away killing Grineer,

Then I saw Lotus tickling Darvo,

Underneath his weird headgear so blue,

Oh what a laugh it would've been,

If only Ordis had seen,

Lotus kissing Darvo last night.