[New Contest: Carol of the Tenno]

Christians and the Pagans - by Dar Williams

Corpus and the Grineer - by... Me

Sargus, called the Corpus

said we're up here for the Tennobaum

Vor and I we're getting pummeled

and now we need a place to stay.

and his cash-loving rivals

saw their men hang moas on the shelves

they watched their bots hang weaponry

all made with tough Alloy Plateing.

they told their foe

it can't be done, you know our business aint your style

he said

Tenno are a nusence

and we hate them

and we'll pay a pile

 

So the Corpus and the Grineer sat together at the table

finding hate in common foes the best that they were able

and just before the deal was struck

hands we're shook and thanks we're said

sending a will for blood and death

for all the Tenno and their Lotus

 

The fight was great

enemies dead

the war had gone without a hitch

till Tenno, turned to Jackel, and said,

"It is time for you, to end."

Alad V jumped up and he said

"this ain't my fight."

and so he hit the deck.

and it was Tyl who spoke

and said, "it's you who who shall not live till the end,

because you reek

repulsive stink

your armors frail

and you will fail.

So hit us with all of your power

and we'll pay it back ten times better!"

 

So the Corpus and the Grineer sat together at the table

finding hate in common foes the best that they were able

but where do Tenno come from?

well it's not as if it matters

cause now when Corpus fight with Grineer

all the relays will be burning

 

when Tenno, ran and begged for mercy

Raptors shrieked

"Really? Ha! Don't bother!"

Vey Hek looked and saw

how all the corpus

fought just like his solders.

he thought about the Stalker

and the sentiant Hunhow in War

he thought he's call him up

and say we're killing Tenno over here.

he thought of slaughter

death and murder

but saw a message on his com saying,

"sir we have a problem,"

it said, "Tenno, they are coming here!"

 

So the Corpus and the Grineer sat together at the table

finding hate in common foes the best that they were able

valiantly they fought

but the Tenno where too strong,

driving off the lot of them

and taking back all that they stole.

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Here's the original song, just in case.

Thanks for reading.