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PlanckZero

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  1. Does the character limit  include notes on sound effects and voice actor direction or just the joke itself? My joke itself comes in at under 300 characters but the notes take it well over.

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    Operator, I have a joke for you.
    What do you call a cephalon with a defective recursion prevention subroutine?(1)
    What do you call a cephalon with a defective recursion prevention subroutine?
    What do you call a cephalon with a defective recursion prevention subroutine?

    Just kidding.(2)

     

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    1. These lines  are followed by a garbled broken Ordis sound effect.

    2. Now the overall tone of the joke relies entirely on the delivery of the punchline and I can't decide on which one is better.  For just a "funny funny" joke the punchline is read happily with a snide laugh like he was playing a prank, however for a "sad funny" joke the punchline is delivered with a nervous laugh and a sad intonation before trailing off into silence before the transmission cuts out.

     

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  2. So has anyone reported the #*!%ing Murex counters just arbitrarily and randomly resetting to 0/100 in the middle of the window? I just wasted two #*!%ing hours trying to do this S#&$ and after afking in the relay for a few minutes to go get a drink and check reddit I get back with over an hour still on the timer and see our counter reset to ZERO. Still had my 2k+ points on the board but when I went back in to try pushing myself to 3k I get back to the relay and find out that along with the Murex total all points were reset and I've got less than 900 now. What the #*!% are you people doing?

  3. DE do you seriously not know how people use status resist arcanes? Unless the wiki has been wrong for years no one in their right mind needs to use two max ranked Arcane Healing to reach status immunity because that would cost them 20 arcanes for a pointless 160% resist when all they needed to do in the first place was slap together a rank 1 and rank 2 to reach 100% resist for just 9 arcanes. If you insist on handling arcanes with a "one size fits all" band aid like this then you're seriously going to #*!% over a lot of people and force them to farm 11 arcanes per status just to reach where they were before the update.

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  4. I'm hoping this is a bug/typo. The original Seer had a maximum ammo of 210. The Kuva Seer got knocked down to a measly 27? An almost eight fold drop there just seems way too odd when there's no comparable changes to any of the other Kuva weapons. Did someone leave out a zero, because 270 max ammo would at least make sense compared to emptying the thing after just three magazines.

  5. 1 hour ago, (PS4)Ragology said:

    I've read that lichs will eventually be made for the other factions too. (heard from players, nothing official from DE.) 

    And even if they don't come to other factions it's not like you're going to be able to avoid the lich system forever.  There's no telling how they may expand on it in the future since unlike other game modes it's flexible enough to keep adding onto, at the very least it should eventually tie into empyrean since the grineer are going to be the first faction featured there and the demos they've had featured attacking your lich's fleet. 

  6. I hated my first Kuva lich. I hated having to grind the star chart to learn their weakness. I hated having to farm kuva missions for relics when I didn't need Kuva. I hated spending my void traces on relics so I could get the parazon mods. I hated having my rewards put in time out until I killed my lich. The only thing I enjoyed was when I finally got rid of my lich and got control of the game back.

    So I decide to spend the rest of my evening enjoying the melee update and ranking up some weapons. I join Hydron and before the first wave is even over up pops the message from the Kuva Guardian, There's no way in hell I'm risking even the smallest chance that anything I do creates a new lich to ruin my game so I abandon the mission. "What are the odds that could happen again?" I wonder as I join Hydron again. Then the Kuva guardian message pops up, so I abandon. Join again... Kuva guardian message... abandon. Join again... Kuva guardian message... abandon.

    Congratulations DE. Not only did you create a Kuva Lich system that ruined the game for me while I had it active but you made it so I can't even play any missions involving grineer ever again if I want to avoid it.

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  7. All I wanted to do today was rank up some melee weapons to try out the new stuff. But I can't because the instant I try to do any Hyrdon I get the #*!%ing message from the Kuva Guardian and there's no way in hell I'm taking even the slightest risk of getting another lich after I finally got rid of the last one. Great update DE, not only have you made me not want to take part in your crap kuva liches but you've made me lose interest in playing any mission that involves grineer.

  8. "The Curly".  The moa flops down on the ground and begins spinning in circles on its side with its legs flailing like it's running and then at the end of the animation pops back up on it's feet.  Add in a "Whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop!" equivalent Moa sound effect.

    I know the Simpsons used it so assuming The Three Stooges never copyrighted it or anything.

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  9. Before buying the diadem I was asking around looking for people who had bought it already to get an idea for how it looks with custom colors and from what people are telling me it seems to be bugged? 

    Instead of pulling colors from both the primary and secondary accessory options it seems to be pulling from just one, so the entire thing is coming out as just a solid color for both the metallic and non metallic parts.  As someone described it to me if you wanted to color it yellow to get a golden horn because the non-metallic parts are also getting set to yellow it looks like "a partly shiny mech banana"

    Since the other Ki'Teer stuff pulls from separate colors for the metallic and non-metallic parts of accessories I was curious if this was bugged or working as intended.

  10. As someone that's spent so much time on the mandachord, if you had to recommend a single sound pack for someone too cheap to buy multiple sets which would it be?

    I found this thread while building Octavia and went through picking out all my favorite songs eager to play her just to realize afterwards that each sound pack cost 50 plat and all of the songs I liked took 2-3 sets each and sounded like pure cancer using adau so... time to compromise!

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