[New Contest: Carol of the Tenno]

A Very Grineer Christmas

(Based on Deck the Halls)

 

String the walls with dead tenno skoom, gra ka ka ta ta, gra ka ta ta!
Please give us universal vacuum, gra ka ta ta ta, gra ka ta ta!

Throughout the system we cause peril, gra ka ka ka ka ka ta ta ta!
Half our DNA goes in the trash barrel, gra ka ka ka ta gra ka ta ta!

All our faces tend to be porous, gra ka ka ka ka ka ta ta ta!
Might as well just snort phosphorous, gra ka ka ka ka ka ta ta ta!

Our pain's value we can't measure, gra ka ka ka ka ka ta ta ta!
We don't care 'long as there's Orokin treasure, gra ka ka ka ka gra ka ta ta!

'Least we're not Corpus; Don't worry 'bout taxes, gra ka ka ka ka ka ta ta ta!
Even if our leaders are real asses, gra ka ka ka ka ka ka ta ta!

For the queens, we fight together, gra ka ka ka ka ka ta ta ta!
Nothing can hinder us nor make us weathered, gra ka ka ta ta, gra ka ta ta!