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>3:30 in the morning

>cat showed up in corridor

>lured it into my room

>gave it carbonated water

>nothing happens for a while

>then

>cat used hydro pump

>can't get out of room ,cat puke all over the front door,looks atrocious.stench unbearable

>Had to get out via the window area i share with my friend's room.

>Currently sitting in friend's room,on his pc, wondering how he'll react to me sitting in his room at this hour.

 

The cat's still inside my room.

 

going to try and execute an extremely elaborate plan to get outa this one.

 

Wish me luck.

 

Momo signing off, for now

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>3:30 in the morning

>cat showed up in corridor

>lured it into my room

>gave it carbonated water

>nothing happens for a while

>then

>cat used hydro pump

>can't get out of room ,cat puke all over the front door,looks atrocious.stench unbearable

>Had to get out via the window area share by my friend.

>Currently sitting in friend's room,on his pc, wondeing how he'll react to me sitting in his room at ths hou.

 

The cat's still inside my room.

 

going to try and execute an extremely elaborate plan to get outa this one.

 

Wish me luck.

 

Momo signing off, for now

Good luck, old chum!

I sure hope you're not sulking.

Nah.

I'm just being philosophical.

That's kinda a major point of my personality.

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Reading about halo 5's ending when suddenly

 

 

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ABSOLUTELY ****ING HERETICAL, HALO IS GOOD BECAUSE OF THE STORY

 

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS...I DON'T EVEN HAVE A WORD FOR THIS...WHATEVER IT IS

 

WHAT IN THE NAME OF RNGSUS IS THIS ABSOLUTE GARBAGE-READING, CANCER-GIVING, BRAIN-MELTING, IQ LOWERING, RAGE INDUCING, UNINFORMED, MENTALLY DEPRIVED CESSPOOL OF A ****ING REVIEW TALKING ABOUT

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Reading about halo 5's ending when suddenly

 

 

28bb8e6c38335d4830fa25ab0804f2f5.png

 

f17027cc6948ed534b478a2d9250e64a.png

 

be090643a63f0c88fe508c559c5ace58.png

 

ABSOLUTELY ****ING HERETICAL, HALO IS GOOD BECAUSE OF THE STORY

 

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS...I DON'T EVEN HAVE A WORD FOR THIS...WHATEVER IT IS

 

WHAT IN THE NAME OF RNGSUS IS THIS ABSOLUTE GARBAGE-READING, CANCER-GIVING, BRAIN-MELTING, IQ LOWERING, RAGE INDUCING, UNINFORMED, MENTALLY DEPRIVED CESSPOOL OF A ****ING REVIEW TALKING ABOUT

 

What, were you expecting game journalists to write well, wisely and well-informed?

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Reading about halo 5's ending when suddenly

 

 

28bb8e6c38335d4830fa25ab0804f2f5.png

 

f17027cc6948ed534b478a2d9250e64a.png

 

be090643a63f0c88fe508c559c5ace58.png

 

ABSOLUTELY ****ING HERETICAL, HALO IS GOOD BECAUSE OF THE STORY

 

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS...I DON'T EVEN HAVE A WORD FOR THIS...WHATEVER IT IS

 

WHAT IN THE NAME OF RNGSUS IS THIS ABSOLUTE GARBAGE-READING, CANCER-GIVING, BRAIN-MELTING, IQ LOWERING, RAGE INDUCING, UNINFORMED, MENTALLY DEPRIVED CESSPOOL OF A ****ING REVIEW TALKING ABOUT

...

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Reading about halo 5's ending when suddenly

 

 

28bb8e6c38335d4830fa25ab0804f2f5.png

 

f17027cc6948ed534b478a2d9250e64a.png

 

be090643a63f0c88fe508c559c5ace58.png

 

ABSOLUTELY ****ING HERETICAL, HALO IS GOOD BECAUSE OF THE STORY

 

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS...I DON'T EVEN HAVE A WORD FOR THIS...WHATEVER IT IS

 

WHAT IN THE NAME OF RNGSUS IS THIS ABSOLUTE GARBAGE-READING, CANCER-GIVING, BRAIN-MELTING, IQ LOWERING, RAGE INDUCING, UNINFORMED, MENTALLY DEPRIVED CESSPOOL OF A ****ING REVIEW TALKING ABOUT

You do realize a lot of people buy Halo for the same reason they buy CoD, right? Bcus of the multiplayer.

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What, were you expecting game journalists to write well, wisely and well-informed?

I guess watching zero punctuation gave me high expectations for game reviews

 

Which this promptly shot down

You do realize a lot of people buy Halo for the same reason they buy CoD, right? Bcus of the multiplayer.

Well they can go cream their pants over halo pay to win online

 

If a game can't stand on its single player story then it's just a glorified multiplayer shooter and therefore shouldn't cost as much as a full game

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Well they can go cream their pants over halo pay to win online

 

If a game can't stand on its single player story then it's just a glorified multiplayer shooter and therefore shouldn't cost as much as a full game

Tell that to Evolve huehuehuehueuh

 

O wait that game is dead now.

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I don't see how.

Zero Punctuation's reviews revolve more around dead-pan punchlines than they do actually reviewing.

I like Zero Punctuation, but I don't trust him to give actual reviews. He focuses more on the bad parts of games, which is fine, but then I have a hard time knowing if the game he's reviewing is actually good or not. I much prefer AngryJoe for actual reviews, while skipping over the cringy skits he does.

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I like Zero Punctuation, but I don't trust him to give actual reviews. He focuses more on the bad parts of games, which is fine, but then I have a hard time knowing if the game he's reviewing is actually good or not. I much prefer AngryJoe for actual reviews, while skipping over the cringy skits he does.

 

Zero Punctuation often does put up some fair points, but they come across as somewhat opinionated. And yeah, majorly bad parts.

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