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How do you think I afforded Velour's huge backyard?

 

Hue.

Hmmm...

*turns page* Interesting... I forgot this stuff actually existed back then...

Man, things have changed...

*continues reading*

 

That is very old.

 

 

They sure did.

 

 

Where did you find it?

 

*fondles harder*

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I'm already a space ninja who makes loads of blood money. How do you think I afforded that huge backyard for Velour?

but yo,

we all are that rich.

 

I mean like real loaded like baro borows from you loaded.

like the only reason the grineer can afford to exist is because they salvage the waste liquid platinum from your liquid platinum Jacuzzi.

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That is very old.

 

They sure did.

 

Where did you find it?

 

*fondles harder*

I....hmm... I can't remember.

Oh well.

*turns to the next page, which is entirely covered with tally marks*

*turns to the next page and it's the same*

Hmmm...

Well, this is boring. *throws the magazine in the trash bin behind her*

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I....hmm... I can't remember.

Oh well.

*turns to the next page, which is entirely covered with tally marks*

*turns to the next page and it's the same*

Hmmm...

Well, this is boring. *throws the magazine in the trash bin behind her*

 

I guess.

 

*squeezes them together really hard*

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I farmed like three Wefiled Snapwagons. Am I rich?

i have no idea what those are.

but you aint loaded

till you have an argon kubrow

not an kubrow statue made up of aargon

but

a genetically modified kubrow made up of aargon and name it "muttstang prime !!!" legally, with the exclamation marks.

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i have no idea what those are.

but you aint loaded

till you have an argon kubrow

not an kubrow statue made up of aargon

but

a genetically modified kubrow made up of aargon and name it "muttstang prime !!!" legally, with the exclamation marks.

Defiled Snapdragon.

Like, was the flower raped?

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