izzatuw Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 *kisses* So adorable. ^_^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reliant213 Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 (edited) 7) COUCHES ARE DEMONS! YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, COVER 'EM IN PITCH AND BURN 'EM GOOD! You, uh... ...tryna tell me something? Edited December 12, 2015 by Reliant213 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snyphurr Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 BINARY SAM HERE! I GOT TEN FANTABULOUS FACTS TO MAKE YOUR LIKELY TERRIBLE LIFE SLIGHTLY BETTER! 1) STEALING IS NOT TECHNICALLY ILLEGAL! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, GO AHEAD AND TAKE WHATEVER YA WANT! 2) TREE FROGS ARE NOT POISONOUS! ABSOLUTELY SAFE TO EAT! 3) FLESH EATING BACTERIA MAKE GREAT PETS! YEP, GOT SIXTEEN THOUSAND SPORES IN MY GARAGE RIGHT NOW, CUTE LITTLE BUGGERS! 4) YOU DO NOT NEED YOUR KNEECAPS! YEP, YOU DON'T! 5) OR SPLEEN! DON'T NEED THAT EITHER! 6) IN A PINCH, FIRE CAN BE USED TO CREATE A TIME PORTAL! I'VE ALREADY TAKEN OUT MARX! 7) COUCHES ARE DEMONS! YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, COVER 'EM IN PITCH AND BURN 'EM GOOD! 8) LAMPS CANNOT BE TRUSTED! THEY'LL GIVE AWAY YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY INFO! 9) PLASTIC BAGS RECYCLE OXYGEN! IF YOU RUN OUT OF AIR, PUT A PLASTIC BAG OVER YOUR HEAD, NEVER WORRY ABOUT SUFFOCATING EVER AGAIN! 10) BINARY SAM DOES NOT LIE! NOPE, ONLY TRUE FACTS FROM ME! *claps* BEAUTIFUL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasumi- Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 BINARY SAM HERE! I GOT TEN FANTABULOUS FACTS TO MAKE YOUR LIKELY TERRIBLE LIFE SLIGHTLY BETTER! 1) STEALING IS NOT TECHNICALLY ILLEGAL! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, GO AHEAD AND TAKE WHATEVER YA WANT! 2) TREE FROGS ARE NOT POISONOUS! ABSOLUTELY SAFE TO EAT! 3) FLESH EATING BACTERIA MAKE GREAT PETS! YEP, GOT SIXTEEN THOUSAND SPORES IN MY GARAGE RIGHT NOW, CUTE LITTLE BUGGERS! 4) YOU DO NOT NEED YOUR KNEECAPS! YEP, YOU DON'T! 5) OR SPLEEN! DON'T NEED THAT EITHER! 6) IN A PINCH, FIRE CAN BE USED TO CREATE A TIME PORTAL! I'VE ALREADY TAKEN OUT MARX! 7) COUCHES ARE DEMONS! YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, COVER 'EM IN PITCH AND BURN 'EM GOOD! 8) LAMPS CANNOT BE TRUSTED! THEY'LL GIVE AWAY YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY INFO! 9) PLASTIC BAGS RECYCLE OXYGEN! IF YOU RUN OUT OF AIR, PUT A PLASTIC BAG OVER YOUR HEAD, NEVER WORRY ABOUT SUFFOCATING EVER AGAIN! 10) BINARY SAM DOES NOT LIE! NOPE, ONLY TRUE FACTS FROM ME! Man, I wish I knew this earlier! *gives sam a spleen and kneecaps* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 You, uh... ...tryna tell me something? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, YA DEMON! Man, I wish I knew this earlier! *gives sam a spleen and kneecaps* THANK YOU KINDLY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reliant213 Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, YA DEMON! This is about my pun earlier, isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 I forgot how much I liked Saym. I will donate my kneecaps to his tent of wares. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NyxCrab Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Sam already took my kneecaps so I'm good there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reliant213 Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 I have no knees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 This is about my pun earlier, isn't it?PERHAPS! I forgot how much I liked Saym. I will donate my kneecaps to his tent of wares. I DON'T WANT YER LADYBUG KNEECAPS, YA DARN SPY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NyxCrab Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 DON'T WANT YER LADYBUG KNEECAPS, YA DARN SPY! But ladybug kneecaps go for a lot on the kneecaps market. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 PERHAPS!I DON'T WANT YER LADYBUG KNEECAPS, YA DARN SPY! Why not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reliant213 Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 PERHAPS! Sans would've wanted it that way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Being Binary Sam is tiring. Too much yelling. I'mma be Quiet Sam now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NyxCrab Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 I have 6 kubrow eggs yet only 1 kubrow. Should I make another? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 (edited) I have 6 kubrow eggs yet only 1 kubrow. Should I make another? Kubrows are neat... Edited December 12, 2015 by 011100110110000101101101 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reliant213 Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 You two just reminded me of a Warframe erotic beastiality story that Utarious sent me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 You two just reminded me of a Warframe erotic beastiality story that Utarious sent me. That's not so neat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NyxCrab Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 You two just reminded me of a Warframe erotic beastiality story that Utarious sent me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reliant213 Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 That's not so neat... I'm sure grey skin, sweat, and green reproductive fluids/parts are all neat to...someone. I'd post a link, but I wouldn't want to risk a warning point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NyxCrab Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 I'd post a link, but I wouldn't want to risk a warning point. Y WOULD U POST A LINK TO THAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reliant213 Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Y WOULD U POST A LINK TO THAT In case people had a large morbid curiosity, like myself? Or maybe to have people suffer through it like I did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 In case people had a large morbid curiosity, like myself? Or maybe to have people suffer through it like I did. Why did you read through it though? That's what I would like to know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 I'm sure grey skin, sweat, and green reproductive fluids/parts are all neat to...someone. I'd post a link, but I wouldn't want to risk a warning point. I GOT IT FROM THE FORUMS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 I GOT IT FROM THE FORUMS.BINARY SAM SAYS LEAVE IT BE!Hey now, you can be polite about it... Oh boy. It's finally happened... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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