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Okay so

 

once upon a time there was a cabbage named Willump.

 

Willump the Cabbage lived in a farm with his Cabbage family.

 

The owner of the farm took care of them.

 

One day, the owner of the farm noticed holes on Willump's cabbage leafs. He gasped as he realized ewy worm animals had nom'd and ruined his produce. 

 

With tears in his eyes, he decided to bury Willump the Cabbage, under the ground away from his family. He had dug up a deep cabbage hole for Willump to rest his tainted cabbaginess in for all eternity and stuff.

 

The next morning, the farmer put willump in the hole, and he started covering it with dirt. Willump felt the dirt on his low-cholesterol crown as it was shoveled onto him from above.. but he shook it off and stomped the dirt down under him, willing to see his family again! ^_^ And the farmer kept shoveling and shoveling and shoveling, while Willump the Cabbage kept stomping it down under him, slowly rising and rising, getting out of the hole -- Which was unfortunate. because it attracted Shai-Hulud, the mighty sandworm of arrakis, who ate everyone.

 

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I'm so sorry.

don't worry the cabbage is real.

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