Snyphurr Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 40 minutes ago, ElGuirrix said: *parties hard and dances with you* *returns the cat* You left it with me a long time ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snyphurr Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 7 minutes ago, GiraffaYandereBeetle said: He's kinda asian....yes? Iunno. I guess. He's FF's Sasuke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NativeKiller Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 (edited) Hey, grannies, read me a story please? A genuinely nice story, if you please. I could use one or a dozen million for my tired soul, saying goodbye to my loved ones is never easy. Edited January 11, 2017 by NativeKiller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snyphurr Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 2 minutes ago, NativeKiller said: Hey, grannies, read me a story please? A genuinely nice story, if you please. I need one or a dozen for my tired soul. Once upon a time, a man drank a cup of water. And he died. The end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NativeKiller Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Snyphurr said: Once upon a time, a man drank a cup of water. And he died. The end. Story of my life. My uncle died from choking on goat meat that someone forcefully fed him. Edited January 11, 2017 by NativeKiller Do you call someone an "uncle" even if they are 8 family branches away from you? Not sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElGuirrix Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 6 minutes ago, Snyphurr said: *returns the cat* You left it with me a long time ago. You don't want it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snyphurr Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 2 minutes ago, NativeKiller said: Story of my life. My uncle died from choking on goat meat that someone forcefully fed him. Thrilling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snyphurr Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 1 minute ago, ElGuirrix said: You don't want it? You should take care of it too, you know. You left it with me when it was just a baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElGuirrix Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 Just now, Snyphurr said: You should take care of it too, you know. You left it with me when it was just a baby. Because I couldn't take care of it at the time, and it seemed to like you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snyphurr Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 1 minute ago, ElGuirrix said: Because I couldn't take care of it at the time, and it seemed to like you. Now it is time you have it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElGuirrix Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 2 minutes ago, Snyphurr said: Now it is time you have it. How did you treat it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snyphurr Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 1 minute ago, ElGuirrix said: How did you treat it? Good I guess. Had to waste a lot of money on expensive cat food because pussies can not eat raw meat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElGuirrix Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 6 minutes ago, Snyphurr said: Good I guess. Had to waste a lot of money on expensive cat food because pussies can not eat raw meat. Sorry for that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snyphurr Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 2 minutes ago, ElGuirrix said: Sorry for that It's cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElGuirrix Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 3 minutes ago, Snyphurr said: It's cool. I'll take it with me then. You bought it anything I should take as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snyphurr Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 5 minutes ago, ElGuirrix said: I'll take it with me then. You bought it anything I should take as well? If he hadn't destroyed those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snyphurr Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 Nanomachines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownStalin Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 3 minutes ago, Snyphurr said: Nanomachines. Star trekkin Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegpoidBeetle Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 Ever since I return to the city I've been eating lesser than when I had my mum to cook for me, as well as cheaper food in town. I'm guessing I'm suffering from malnutrition hence the lethargy and headaches ;~; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AerinSol Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 2 hours ago, NativeKiller said: Hey, grannies, read me a story please? A genuinely nice story, if you please. I could use one or a dozen million for my tired soul, saying goodbye to my loved ones is never easy. *shoves needle into your neck* Shh, shhhhh. Just let it happen says the prickly friend. Shhhhhh. It'll all be over soon. THE END Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegpoidBeetle Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 2 hours ago, NativeKiller said: Hey, grannies, read me a story please? A genuinely nice story, if you please. I could use one or a dozen million for my tired soul, saying goodbye to my loved ones is never easy. Lemme take a shot A man ordered pizza, and the pizzaman arrived just in time to deliver it. The pizza was hot and still fresh out of the oven. Before he took a bite, his girlfriend came over. They ate pizza together, shortly later they cuddled in bed and fell asleep together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.corvon. Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 3 minutes ago, GiraffaYandereBeetle said: they ate pizza together cuddled in bed nheh no no i'm fine heh just alone laying here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownStalin Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 (edited) 8 minutes ago, GiraffaYandereBeetle said: Lemme take a shot A man ordered pizza, and the pizzaman arrived just in time to deliver it. The pizza was hot and still fresh out of the oven. Before he took a bite, his girlfriend came over. They ate pizza together, shortly later they cuddled in bed and fell asleep together. I got a better version. A man ordered pizza. He waited 30 minutes for the pizza man to arrive. When the pizza man did arrive it turned out to be none other than Papa Johns himself! Papa Johns then placed the pizza on the table, ripped off his shirt and violated the man while whispering "Papa bless" into his ear. Edited January 11, 2017 by BrownStalin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegpoidBeetle Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 9 minutes ago, TheMetrocop said: nheh no no i'm fine heh just alone laying here There there Metro, your time will come :3 6 minutes ago, BrownStalin said: I got a better version. A man ordered pizza. He waited 30 minutes for the pizza man to arrive. When the pizza man did arrive it turned out to be none other than Papa Johns himself! Papa Johns then placed the pizza on the table, ripped off his shirt and violated the man while whispering "Papa bless" into his ear. This sounds something outta Shrek is love, Shrek is life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownStalin Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 1 minute ago, GiraffaYandereBeetle said: There there Metro, your time will come :3 This sounds something outta Shrek is love, Shrek is life Except mine was made in 2017 and is therefor better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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