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2 minutes ago, Snyphurr said:

Once upon a time, a man drank a cup of water.

 

And he died.

 

 

The end.

Story of my life.

 

My uncle died from choking on goat meat that someone forcefully fed him.

Edited by NativeKiller
Do you call someone an "uncle" even if they are 8 family branches away from you? Not sure
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2 hours ago, NativeKiller said:

Hey, grannies, read me a story please?

 

A genuinely nice story, if you please.

 

I could use one or a dozen million for my tired soul, saying goodbye to my loved ones is never easy.

*shoves needle into your neck*

Shh, shhhhh. Just let it happen says the prickly friend.

Shhhhhh. It'll all be over soon.

THE END

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2 hours ago, NativeKiller said:

Hey, grannies, read me a story please?

 

A genuinely nice story, if you please.

 

I could use one or a dozen million for my tired soul, saying goodbye to my loved ones is never easy.

Lemme take a shot

A man ordered pizza, and the pizzaman arrived just in time to deliver it. The pizza was hot and still fresh out of the oven.

Before he took a bite, his girlfriend came over. They ate pizza together, shortly later they cuddled in bed and fell asleep together.

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8 minutes ago, GiraffaYandereBeetle said:

Lemme take a shot

A man ordered pizza, and the pizzaman arrived just in time to deliver it. The pizza was hot and still fresh out of the oven.

Before he took a bite, his girlfriend came over. They ate pizza together, shortly later they cuddled in bed and fell asleep together.

I got a better version.

A man ordered pizza. He waited 30 minutes for the pizza man to arrive. When the pizza man did arrive it turned out to be none other than Papa Johns himself!

Papa Johns then placed the pizza on the table, ripped off his shirt and violated the man while whispering "Papa bless" into his ear.

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9 minutes ago, TheMetrocop said:

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nheh

no no i'm fine

heh

 

just

 

 

 

 

 

 

alone

 

laying here

There there Metro, your time will come :3 

6 minutes ago, BrownStalin said:

I got a better version.

A man ordered pizza. He waited 30 minutes for the pizza man to arrive. When the pizza man did arrive it turned out to be none other than Papa Johns himself!

Papa Johns then placed the pizza on the table, ripped off his shirt and violated the man while whispering "Papa bless" into his ear.

This sounds something outta Shrek is love, Shrek is life 

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