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All of these Halloween commercials...

 

It gets me thinking...

 

How will I scare the kiddies this year?

Kill their parents in front of them and then kill off 6 children one by one, leaving the seventh alive to tell the remainder of his living friends what they just saw.

 

It's OK though, cause it's Halloween.

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Nah, violence is low brow horror.

 

I was thinking of something more psychological.

 

And legal.

Legality ruins all the fun. *sheaths Fang prime*

 

Next year, maybe. I know! I'll dress up as a member of ISIS. That will make it even more realistic. *grabs Scindo Prime*

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Kill their parents in front of them and then kill off 6 children one by one, leaving the seventh alive to tell the remainder of his living friends what they just saw.

 

It's OK though, cause it's Halloween.

I'm going to need double cheesecake compensation for this one. 

 

 

Nah, violence is low brow horror.

 

I was thinking of something more psychological.

 

And legal.

Give them toothpaste instead of candy. 

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I'm going to need double cheesecake compensation for this one. 

 

 

Give them toothpaste instead of candy. 

Very well. It shall be done. *constructs a functional replica Titanic, and fills it with cheesecake shipping crates* Will this payment suffice?

 

 

 

That's not scary.

 

Just annoying.

 

Fill the toothpaste with Sawdust and Razor Blades.

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