Tali Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeAura Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 Depends on if we're talking Sir Mix-A-Lot stupid and vulgar, or Nicki Minaj stupid and vulgar. Technically it's the same Stupid and Vulgar. Buuuut, when wanting to be Stupid and Vulgar, Nicki Minaj takes the cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aciaj613 Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 I have no idea what any of you are talking about.... Fill me in. ._. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 I have no idea what any of you are talking about.... Fill me in. ._. There is no saving you. I must go get the Dave MIRV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavenousPartyLibrarian Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 (edited) I have no idea what any of you are talking about.... Fill me in. ._. We've been performing some rituals here lately. First we tried to summon Utarious. Kaiczar was sacrificed by... Kaiczar. The ritual failed. Then we transformed this thread into the Threadnaught prime. Yurified and Chris9428 was sacrificed, after the sacrifice of Reliant213 and myself failed. In addition, 200 Morphics, 9001 Oxium, the blood of a lamb, the hats of two llamas, exactly 79 and a half Mag Prime helmets, and a perfectly functional Ordis was sacrificed. Limbo made it into the rift. And this thread would be forever known as the Threadnaught prime. Afterwards we started trying to summon IIIDevoidIII And we're still trying. You may take part. All you have to do is be vulgar, so that he is drawn to it by his commod senses. Edited November 6, 2014 by RavenousPartyLibrarian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 We've been performing some rituals here lately. First we tried to summon Utarious. How'd I miss my own summoning? Well that's embarrassing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavenousPartyLibrarian Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 (edited) How'd I miss my own summoning? Well that's embarrassing. Obviously the sacrifice wasn't strong enough. Or perhaps it was...? Edited November 6, 2014 by RavenousPartyLibrarian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 Obviously the sacrifice wasn't strong enough. Or perhaps it was...? Must have been a delayed response. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeAura Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 How'd I miss my own summoning? Well that's embarrassing. We had cake for it even! You missed that too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 We had cake for it even! You missed that too. No worries. I always come prepared with a batch of cupcakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavenousPartyLibrarian Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 We had cake for it even! You missed that too. A shame, really. It was delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aciaj613 Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 Obviously the sacrifice wasn't strong enough. Or perhaps it was...? The last time we summoned we got this jacka--- "*Throws a Death-stare*" I mean wonderful Doge Demon to pos "*Throws a second Death-Stare*" Too..... command 613 and be a complete nice guy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 The last time we summoned we got this jacka--- "*Throws a Death-stare*" I mean wonderful Doge Demon to pos "*Throws a second Death-Stare*" Too..... command 613 and be a complete nice guy.... Death-stare? More like. Death Star. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 (edited) ******s. Oh damn, censorship. We're #*($%%@. Plan B! HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG! ALL OF YOUR LIVES ARE POINTLESS IN A BIGGER PICTURE THAT ISN'T EVEN THAT BIG! MASSACRES HAVE AN AVERAGELY POSITIVE EFFECT! Hitler wasn't a bad guy. I mean, he DID kill Hitler. Do you guys want me to PM him or something? Edited November 6, 2014 by 011100110110000101101101 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aciaj613 Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 Have we tried the most dangerous summoning of all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 Wait. Why were people trying to summon me and not their mad god? I am merely Haskill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavenousPartyLibrarian Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 Wait. Why were people trying to summon me and not their mad god? I am merely Haskill. ...because the mad god was already present and taking part in the ritual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 ...because the mad god was already present and taking part in the ritual. Wait. What if he sabotaged your ritual? I mean he is a god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 Wait. What if he sabotaged your ritual? I mean he is a god. ShshshshSHshSHHShSh. NOTHING IS WRONG, CARRY ON . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tali Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 *suspicious looking eye* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 ShshshshSHshSHHShSh. NOTHING IS WRONG, CARRY ON . We are catching on! We will end your tyranny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 i never got my unicorn farts post answered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeAura Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 Wait. What if he sabotaged your ritual? I mean he is a god. Apparently you and I are his only worshippers, so sabotaging the ritual would be counter-productive to his worship. Then again he is the mad god. And my allegiance can be bought with anti-establishment ideas and cheesecake. So I'm not exactly a good follower. Then again he is the mad god. What am I trying to say again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 Apparently you and I are his only worshippers, so sabotaging the ritual would be counter-productive to his worship. Then again he is the mad god. And my allegiance can be bought with anti-establishment ideas and cheesecake. So I'm not exactly a good follower. Then again he is the mad god. What am I trying to say again? I think you were trying to tell us that I'm the Mad-God. I'm not sure though. Wait, yes I am. Scratch that, no I'm not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reliant213 Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 We are catching on! We will end your tyranny! Well, he doesn't exactly have any laws. I'm starting to think he's less Mad-God and more mad god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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