Utarious Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 (edited) I have drank too much water. Estimates going up to around a gallon to a gallon and a half have been drank, in a matter of 10 minutes. Is this even healthy? Edited November 9, 2014 by Utarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 A polish is a polish I guess. Do you have servants to polish your weapons? I am technically a holy relic now. Perhaps the peasants will create a temple for me atop a mountain. Polish? You are a sword that steals souls, why would you need polish? Perhaps the peasants will make a temple to house you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeAura Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 Polish? You are a sword that steals souls, why would you need polish? Perhaps the peasants will make a temple to house you. It's the closest thing to buying hookers as a sword. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 It's the closest thing to buying hookers as a sword. Well, no hookers now that you're a holy relic of my insanity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 I have drank too much water. Estimates going up to around a gallon to a gallon and a half have been drank, in a matter of 10 minutes. Is this even healthy? Ah, no. If you're serious You should vomit. like now. And take some salt tablets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavenousPartyLibrarian Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 No hookers? That's horrible. Come, LukeAura-Sword. You're coming with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 No hookers? That's horrible. Come, LukeAura-Sword. You're coming with me. hehe. Nope. *takes LukeAura-Sword and runs away* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavenousPartyLibrarian Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 YOU CANNOT ESCAPE ME! I WILL FREE THAT SWORD AND GET IT HOOKERS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 YOU CANNOT ESCAPE ME! I WILL FREE THAT SWORD AND GET IT HOOKERS! No, there's a reason it can't have hookers. Uh, there's actually two reasons. 1) It steals the soul of whomever comes in contact with it, draining their sanity until they become mindless drones and die. 2) It has no hormones and thus cannot have, or enjoy sexual relations It will be tormented for eternity if you bring it hookers, and I just can't let that happen. I created it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavenousPartyLibrarian Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 Back of, mister! He wishes for hookers, and I cannot just deny a man his hookers. He is an adult, he can face the consequences himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 Back of, mister! He wishes for hookers, and I cannot just deny a man his hookers. He is an adult, he can face the consequences himself. It's not a he anymore. It's a sword, swords have no gender. Wait a second... *Stabs Librarian with LukeAura-Sword* There, now you'll cease to exist. Maybe, I'm not sure how it works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 I just used the bathroom. My urine was so clear the water was more clear after I urinated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 I just used the bathroom. My urine was so clear the water was more clear after I urinated. How is that possible? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 How is that possible? I have no idea, just that the toilet water is slightly green most of the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 I have no idea, just that the toilet water is slightly green most of the time. Okay... Moving on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 Okay... Moving on. Very well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavenousPartyLibrarian Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 Very well. Agreed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 Agreed. What do we move on to though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavenousPartyLibrarian Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 (edited) What do we move on to though? I just moved on from not existing, myself. Edited November 9, 2014 by RavenousPartyLibrarian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 I just moved on from not existing, myself. That sounds dull surprisingly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavenousPartyLibrarian Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 (edited) That sounds dull surprisingly. Yes. Since fun in essence requires objects and/or actions, which is a large part of existence, you can imagine why none of anything is dull. Then again, since dull isn't even a thing when there is none, it's not like you feel it. Because there is no feeling. Or you. But in hindsight, you can always imagine. Edited November 9, 2014 by RavenousPartyLibrarian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeAura Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 *Stabs Librarian with LukeAura-Sword* There, now you'll cease to exist. Maybe, I'm not sure how it works. I could tell you that. Librarian's soul is now within the sword with my consciousness. Surprisingly roomy actually in here. Might throw up some curtains, and set up a card table. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 (edited) Yes. Since fun in essence requires objects and/or actions, which is a large part of existence, you can imagine why none of anything is dull. Then again, since dull isn't even a thing when there is none, it's not like you feel it. Because there is no feeling. Or you. But in hindsight, you can always imagine. Wow. This is getting deep. CAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB92yoK242s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB92yoK242s Edited November 9, 2014 by Utarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavenousPartyLibrarian Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 I could tell you that. Librarian's soul is now within the sword with my consciousness. Surprisingly roomy actually in here. Might throw up some curtains, and set up a card table. Wiped out of existence, and still inside the sword? Strange. Wow. This is getting deep. Honestly, even if actual nothingness is impossible for us to truly comprehend, it's not that difficult to try and imagine the next closest thing. Which is... nothing. Because you see, nothing is not actually nothing, because there's still a word for it. Nothing is still something. It's like trying to divide by zero. You don't get zero. You get nothing at all. It's a paradox. We cannot comprehend it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeAura Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 Wiped out of existence, and still inside the sword? Strange. There's always a technicality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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