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It sounds as silly as it sounds, and that's a fact.

 

Noble Crusade is it?

 

Sure, I'll join.

 

As long as you make me propaganda officer, or a kommissar.

<calls me communist a dozen pages back

<asks for kommissar rank

 

Neither propaganda officer nor kommissar are official names of ranks in the clan, though.

 

But we can adress you as Kommissar if you like.

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Thats why i have a solo clan, not depending on anything and i can do stuff the way i want + its cheap :p

 

Yes, that is also why I have a clan with pretty much just me in it.

Not because it died ages ago, while not actually ever having a lot of members in the first place.

Nope, that is indeed the reason.

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AM RISE

 

MUCH AWAKE

 

MANY SLEEP DEPRIVATION

 

WWWOOOOOOOWWWW

The universe conspires against me compatriot.

 

Careful, all that prying might loosen one of his boards. 

Perhaps you should threaten him with a gaudy coat of paint. 

Maybe I should stab him with you LukeAura-Sword.

 

Trap him forever, that'll be his punishment for lying to us.

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Maybe I should stab him with you LukeAura-Sword.

 

Trap him forever, that'll be his punishment for lying to us.

I like this idea.

 

 

Never mind, after much confusion we have found out that Reliant is a Couch that is actually bench flavored.

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Maybe I should stab him with you LukeAura-Sword.

 

Trap him forever, that'll be his punishment for lying to us.

Ohh, a bench! That'll be perfct for the other souls to sit on in here. 

But this whole sword thing...yeah. It's not me. I'd rather be a spear. 

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If I were to inhabit a weapon, then obviously I'd prefer my favorite weapon.

And my favorite weapon is, as always, a poleaxe.

 

Have you ever heard of a poleaxe, though?

You know, come to think of it, you only ever see haunted swords. Occasionally haunted axes.

I wanna see haunted poleaxes. And hammers. And maces. And brass knuckles.

 

Imagine a pair of brass knuckles shout "WHAM!" each time you hit someone. That would be amazing.

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If I were to inhabit a weapon, then obviously I'd prefer my favorite weapon.

And my favorite weapon is, as always, a poleaxe.

 

Have you ever heard of a poleaxe, though?

You know, come to think of it, you only ever see haunted swords. Occasionally haunted axes.

I wanna see haunted poleaxes. And hammers. And maces. And brass knuckles.

 

Imagine a pair of brass knuckles shout "WHAM!" each time you hit someone. That would be amazing.

I think I heard of a haunted chainsaw once.

What about a haunted crossbow?

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Ohh, a bench! That'll be perfct for the other souls to sit on in here. 

But this whole sword thing...yeah. It's not me. I'd rather be a spear. 

Fine, you can be a spear.

 

Lemme just borrow Utarious's femurs...

 

Now, let's connect them with some good 'ol black magic.

 

And... done, now let's just take you and form the femurs around you...

 

BOOM!

 

You're now a spear.

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