011100110110000101101101 Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Mix it in with a tiny bit of scrap metal and Kubrow flesh! Maybe some infested DNA. That would surely spice it up a little. GOOD idea! *Does that* Oh look, it's dead. I guess it was the scrap metal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasumi- Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 (edited) GOOD idea! *Does that* Oh look, it's dead. I guess it was the scrap metal. Well I guess its 'soul', if you want to call it that, can hang out with me here in the Rift. *growling* And it still isn't tame. Crap. Edited November 11, 2014 by Kaiczar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeAura Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Well I guess its 'soul', if you want to call it that, can hang out with me here in the Rift. *growling* And it still isn't tame. Crap. Have you tried steak? Every dog thing likes steak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Well I guess its 'soul', if you want to call it that, can hang out with me here in the Rift. *growling* And it still isn't tame. Crap. *breaks a stick* Here, give it this ghost stick. Kubrows like sticks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasumi- Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 *ties steak to stick, throws it to Kubrowtis* *growling ceases* Oh boy, I think it worked! Come to me, pet Kubrowtis. Threadnaught Prime now has its very own guard-dog-beast-satan spawn-thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 *ties steak to stick, throws it to Kubrowtis* *growling ceases* Oh boy, I think it worked! Come to me, pet Kubrowtis. Threadnaught Prime now has its very own guard-dog-beast-satan spawn-thing! yaaaaaaaay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 *ties steak to stick, throws it to Kubrowtis* *growling ceases* Oh boy, I think it worked! Come to me, pet Kubrowtis. Threadnaught Prime now has its very own guard-dog-beast-satan spawn-thing! What is it that Threadnaught Prime doesn't have? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 What is it that Threadnaught Prime doesn't have? Antique knight armor in the halls. I'll be back... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasumi- Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 What is it that Threadnaught Prime doesn't have? A second Threadnaught. We must correct that eventually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 A second Threadnaught. We must correct that eventually. If there is a thread page cap, I'll make a new one for you guys. Because we'll reach that cap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavenousPartyLibrarian Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Our demonspawn watchdog is lacking a head. It should have two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasumi- Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Our demonspawn watchdog is lacking a head. It should have two. *does weird science s---* There. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 *does weird science s---* There. too bad it has only 2 legs now. do it again poor thing won't know how to walk on 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 *does weird science s---* There. The dog had three originally. What uh, what happened there? too bad it has only 2 legs now. do it again poor thing won't know how to walk on 2 Just give it friggen crab claws! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 The dog had three originally. What uh, what happened there? Just give it friggen crab claws! why not tentacles? crab claws will be overcooked if an ignis comes near it. assuming that this dogthing of ours keeps spawning why not eat it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasumi- Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 *surgically attaches Hydroid parts to Kubrowtis* There, now it can make itself some tentacle arms and it can also....make puddles, I guess. *reattaches missing legs* You may notice that I used MOA legs. Don't ask how I got them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 *surgically attaches Hydroid parts to Kubrowtis* There, now it can make itself some tentacle arms and it can also....make puddles, I guess. *reattaches missing legs* You may notice that I used MOA legs. Don't ask how I got them. hell yeah now it just needs sentinel wings so it won't have to deal with the overly complicated terrain navigation...wait this will make giving it legs again irrelevant...oh well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasumi- Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 hell yeah now it just needs sentinel wings so it won't have to deal with the overly complicated terrain navigation...wait this will make giving it legs again irrelevant...oh well *constructs an Oxium based Archwing* *attaches it to Kubrowtis* Screw walking. This thing can fly everywhere now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 (edited) You know what? I'm just going to summon Cthulhu, as it seems that's where we're going. *summons Cthulhu* There, now we'll need to deal with that. Edited November 12, 2014 by 011100110110000101101101 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeAura Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 I'm just going to summon Cthulhu, as it seems that's where we're going. There, now we'll need to deal with that. I roll a D20 for my critical hit chance with my enchanted poleaxe of fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 I roll a D20 for my critical hit chance with my enchanted poleaxe of fire. Cthulhu cannot be damaged by any mortal means. Not even by a poleaxe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeAura Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Cthulhu cannot be damaged by any mortal means. Not even by a poleaxe. 0 then. Should we try ramming our threadnaught in to it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasumi- Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Cthulhu cannot be damaged by any mortal means. Not even by a poleaxe. What about the incedibly augmented Kubrowtis soul I have? That's immortal as F***. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 0 then. Should we try ramming our threadnaught in to it? I guess you haven't read "The call of Cthulhu" That worked out really well for Sailor Johanson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 What about the incedibly augmented Kubrowtis soul I have? That's immortal as F***. Cthulhu is a god, only a god can defeat him. And I'm the only god here. And I like chaos. And that's what Cthulhu is doing so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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