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Mr.ElevenXI
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*sedates the nazi*

*opens her up*

Ah!

Her large intestine!

This paleness..

It's undergoing necrosis!

It's too fargone, she'll need a transplant!

*rips her own intestines, and successfully replaces those of the nazi with them*

*coughs up blood*

*closes the opening after repairing what damage she could find, removing the piece of bullet she'd missed*

*with no trace of accent says:*

Gut nacht, mein freund..

*slumps over*

**The Nazi wakes up to a huge gash in their chest, and a dead body on the floor. They are completely bewildered.

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