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Mr.ElevenXI
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No, you don't...

*hugs*

You're just a harem king above all else.

You're doing a really good job, though.

 

I say keep at it.

 

Your not supposed to feed an addict!..

 

But if you insist.. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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2. Why, thank you.

I've been known yo be very good with my hands...

Ah, I see we have something in common.

Ah've also been known to be very good at making pie with just my hands.

Do you what else ah'm good at with my hands..?

...

Yes.

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I don't follow.

Are we talking about literal man-made objects mating?

It all started with the idea of concealing rocket launchers within a female's breasts

 

Then the idea of how that'd work out for said female.

 

Then the idea of having a railgun in the place of a man's pernicus

 

And how intercourse would then work.

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Legit image of a railgun penis.

-snip-

Noice.

It all started with the idea of concealing rocket launchers within a female's breasts

 

Then the idea of how that'd work out for said female.

 

Then the idea of having a railgun in the place of a man's pernicus

 

And how intercourse would then work.

....

Typical LPW stuff, I see.

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*grins*

Another thing we've got in common, it seems.

*snaps her fingers, and a lex appears seemingly out of nowhere*

 

*whispers from the shadow under her hair*

 

Hey, would you mind if I take a piece of this pie?

 

 

I haven't eaten food in a long while, and it's beginning to mess with my senses.

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*grins*

Another thing we've got in common, it seems.

*snaps her fingers, and a lex appears seemingly out of nowhere*

A lex... I once knew someone who used that kind of gun.

*pulls out two revolvers*

These are mine.

Oh.

I can do something perverse, if you wish.

...

I kid, of course.

I'm assuming you're surprised at my ability.

Not really.
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*whispers from the shadow under her hair*

 

Hey, would you mind if I take a piece of this pie?

 

 

I haven't eaten food in a long while, and it's beginning to mess with my senses.

*whispers*

 

A lex... I once knew someone who used that kind of gun.

*pulls out two revolvers*

These are mine.

Not really.

Mhm, now my lex seems kinda lonesome...

Hold on.

*snaps her other fingers, and a lex prime appears similarly out of nowhere*

there's another pie in the kitchen, go for it.

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