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*sighs*

*sobs*

Oh, gods..

What if...

What if Utr was nothing but my toy all this time...

*sniffle*

And the demon that is me just kept her around for ****s and giggles...

 

*sighs*

 

*hugs*

 

If you didn't notice yet, despite knowing this, I don't take you as a demoness...

 

 

And well, may your feelings for me or it be true or false, it was good being with you.

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*sighs*

 

*hugs*

 

If you didn't notice yet, despite knowing this, I don't take you as a demoness...

 

 

And well, may your feelings for me or it be true or false, it was good being with you.

They're definitely true...

*sniffle*

Though why you keep thinking I only think of you as a toy is beyond me...

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You think I'm edgy? ;~;

Well i mean

 

edginess can be measured mathematically

 

Darkness + Violence x (.1 x diction)

 

You aren't particularly dark, i'll give you a 3

 

You are semi violent sometimes, 6

 

diction is sometimes edgy, 4

 

3+6 = 9

9(.1x4)

9(.4)

 

total edginess:  3.6

 

Average Edginess:  2.75

 

Maximum Edginess Attainable:  20

 

Overall Results:  Your edginess is slightly above average!

I'd tell you to purge heretics and whatnot, but it just isn't me.

purging heretics, you say

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They're definitely true...

*sniffle*

Though why you keep thinking I only think of you as a toy is beyond me...

 

That's because you're almost always too busy lewding with everything then come at me, all soft and romantic and stuff...

 

 

*sighs*

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Well i mean

edginess can be measured mathematically

Darkness + Violence x (.1 x diction)

You aren't particularly dark, i'll give you a 3

You are semi violent sometimes, 6

diction is sometimes edgy, 4 

3+6 = 9

9(.1x4)

9(.4)

total edginess:  3.6 

Average Edginess:  2.75 

Maximum Edginess Attainable:  20 

Overall Results:  Your edginess is slightly above average!

How can that be?

I should be below average.

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Well i mean

 

edginess can be measured mathematically

 

Darkness + Violence x (.1 x diction)

 

You aren't particularly dark, i'll give you a 3

 

You are semi violent sometimes, 6

 

diction is sometimes edgy, 4

 

3+6 = 9

9(.1x4)

9(.4)

 

total edginess:  3.6

 

Average Edginess:  2.75

 

Maximum Edginess Attainable:  20

 

Overall Results:  Your edginess is slightly above average!

 

He's a shadow demon.

 

Shadow.

 

Demon.

 

I think the dark variable needs a bumping up.

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I'm an omnibus. I don't lewd, I die.  You of all people should know that.

And what, you want me hard all the time?

 

I know.

 

It just got unecessary.

 

 

I know that you only need that every 3 months and that you already got enough for a life time...

 

 

*sighs*

 

If that's how you're going to keep on treating me, then see you around.

 

*turns around and prepares to leave, crestfallen*

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