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**Metro picks you up by the neck with the other hand, and shoves you nearly off the edge of the building.

**Metro throws you to the ground, and crushes your skull with her bare hands.

*headless body grabs on to metro and a tongue bursts out of the back, madly licking Metro and coating her in thick saliva* Edited by TheBrsrkr
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Here you are

 

 

Mecha Manual

 

Onboard Weapons

1.)  High Caliber Marksman Rifle (built into right arm)

2.)  Small Chaingun (In the wrist [hand folds back])

3.)  Cluster Rockets (Low-Grade, still powerful.  About the force of 2 / 2.5 grenades per rocket.  Launchers raise from shoulders.)

 

Disclaimer:  While this model is customizable, too many customizations can weaken the Mecha. Recommended number is four maximum.

 

Movement

 It's your body now, move as if you were in a normal body.  Waterproof up to 32 feet, you'll begin to have leaks beyond that depth.

 

Maintenance

Oil with certified Wow-Brand Oil once every two months.  Clean regularly.  Bring into Dogemension every two years for maintenance, charge free.

 

Danke.

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OH.

YOU WANTED TO PLAY THAT CARD.

**Metro crushes your soul, leaving your immobile, weak, soul to rot.

 

Metro, please.

 

That's not the way to go.

 

 

(I didn't know.)

(Why are we whispering?)

 

(I don't know either.)

 

 

 

Buckles my seatbelt while eating huckle-berries.

 

Knuckles my knuckles while eating knuckles-knuckles.

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