TheVerdict Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 I wonder if mine works. *stabs RPL pillow* Ow. Yeah. It works. *falls over* *shocks RPL pillow with a pair of shock gloves*Clear! *shock* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.corvon. Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Tentacle monster, no! *treats his wounds* I wonder, though... *licks her body pillow of herself* *moans* Yep, it definitely does. **Metro trains a rifle on Liz's head from behind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavenousPartyLibrarian Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 *shocks RPL pillow with a pair of shock gloves* Clear! *shock* *spasms* Woah. What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 (edited) *pulls Verdict pillow out of the vat of lava* Why isn't mine working?! *hilts Verdict pillow many times* Edited September 4, 2015 by TheVerdict Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 The thought of people having a pillow of me is disturbing, to say the least. And if that really is a voodoo doll, I wouldn't want anybody to have that kind of influence on me. But... You don't trust me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Legolegend144 Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 But... You don't trust me? I trust you. I'm just taking precautions, however unnecessary they may be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 I trust you. I'm just taking precautions, however unnecessary they may be. *hugs the Lego body pillow* I'm keeping it! *runs off* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snyphurr Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Because I keep hurting them.. I do stupid selfish things.. Well... Instead of thinking about that, why don't you simply apologize? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth-chan Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Oh, cool! *licks Elizabeth pillow* Eugh. This fabric feels horrible against my tongue. *puts his face to my chest*Try this, instead. YOUR COMMENTS AREN'T GOING TO GET YOU OUT OF THIS, LIZ. YOU BROKE THE DEAL.NECK KISSING IS NOT LEWD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavenousPartyLibrarian Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 *pulls Verdict pillow out of the vat of lava* Why isn't mine working?! *hilts Verdict pillow many times* I've done some voodoo magic, let me try. *attempts to establish a voodoo link between Verdict and the pillow* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Cynda_ Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 *hugs the Lego body pillow* I'm keeping it! *runs off* welp, das utrs for you. I'm sure that body pillow is harmless though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Well... Instead of thinking about that, why don't you simply apologize? I am sorry for what I've done to Utrs but.. How can I apologize for the way I feel? *sniffle* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth-chan Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 **Metro trains a rifle on Liz's head from behind.Gee, I do hope nobody snipes me today...*skips away* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavenousPartyLibrarian Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 *puts his face to my chest* Try this, instead. NECK KISSING IS NOT LEWD! *muffled remarks about what could be considered lewd* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Legolegend144 Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 *hugs the Lego body pillow* I'm keeping it! *runs off* Oh! *sigh* This isn't good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snyphurr Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Oh boy. I was here, surfing the net when suddenly an ali express window opened. I checked it out and... "Kigurumi transex dolls cosplay half head silicon mask with makeup" The F***. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth-chan Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 *muffled remarks about what could be considered lewd*That's a good point...Though I gotta say, I disagree with you on that bit abiut hamsters, that **** is messed up. Oh boy. I was here, surfing the net when suddenly an ali express window opened. I checked it out and... "Kigurumi transex dolls cosplay half head silicon mask with makeup" The F***....*shudders* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.corvon. Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 *puts his face to my chest* Try this, instead. NECK KISSING IS NOT LEWD! SHUT UP, FOOL! **Metro easily snaps Liz's neck in half and stabs her with the dagger. Damn people. They don't understand it. **Metro begins to walk away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth-chan Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 SHUT UP, FOOL! **Metro easily snaps Liz's neck in half and stabs her with the dagger.Damn people. They don't understand it. **Metro begins to walk away. Neck kissing isn't lewd!Now, if I whipped out my NOPE.avi, that'd be lewd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 I've done some voodoo magic, let me try. *attempts to establish a voodoo link between Verdict and the pillow* *stabs it**moan* *grabs Verdict body pillow and violent stuff ensue* Oh boy. I was here, surfing the net when suddenly an ali express window opened. I checked it out and... "Kigurumi transex dolls cosplay half head silicon mask with makeup" The F***.What. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth-chan Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 *stabs it* *moan* *grabs Verdict body pillow and violent stuff ensue*What. VerdictXpillow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snyphurr Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 I am sorry for what I've done to Utrs but.. How can I apologize for the way I feel? *sniffle* *wipes her tears away* Don't hate yourself. What you just said to me is no reason to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.corvon. Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Neck kissing isn't lewd! Now, if I whipped out my NOPE.avi, that'd be lewd. **The dagger eliminates every version of the person stabbed's soul. It is powerful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 (edited) VerdictXpillow?Heck no!*hilts Verdict body pillow* *moan* Edited September 4, 2015 by TheVerdict Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snyphurr Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 ... *shudders* Well, that sure made me laugh. What. Don't ask me, I don't know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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