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*He grabs his trusty bonesaw from behind his back and tears your right hand off, clean*

*Germandict starts chuckling*Ooh, did zat hurt?

** Metro screams in pain and falls to the ground, clutching her stump of a hand. Your radiation levels start to go off the chart as the visor hiding Metro's nose and eyes begin to glow the same color as hazardous material. She sinisterly grins, and grabs Germandict with ease and throws him against a wall, hazardous material beginning to burn his skin.

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Those homing soul arrows

 

Not okay

 

 

 

On that note, i found the second to last bonfire in shrine of Amana.  Just a little farther and i can farm for my black witch staff.

 

Oh, unrelated, but the greyed/blacked out bonfires/locations appear after you talk to the chick in the white dress in Drangleic (Nashed Potaters), incase you didn't already know that.

Hi guys.

 

Lego!

 

Hi.

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Hi guys.

 

Hey Lego.

How are you?

 

 

** Metro screams in pain and falls to the ground, clutching her stump of a hand. Your radiation levels start to go off the chart as the visor hiding Metro's nose and eyes begin to glow the same color as hazardous material. She sinisterly grins, and grabs Germandict with ease and throws him against a wall, hazardous material beginning to burn his skin.

 

This is getting fun.

 

*types veronica in a monitor inside a room above them*

 

 

*self destruction sequence begin, 5 minutes remaining*

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Don't ask me, never played it.

 

*continues playing with her funbags*

 

*blushes*

 

Glad to see you seem to be enjoying yourself..

 

Difficult?

What are you playing on, expert?

 

No I've just never played it before, trying to figure out how exactly this button thing is supposed to work.

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*blushes*

 

Glad to see you seem to be enjoying yourself..

 

Yup.

 

 

*plays with them harder*

 

 

Well, you said that I'd rather spend my time with something important.

 

 

You say that like you're not important to me.

 

Heh.

 

 

 

Snyphurr is a simple man to please.

 

Thank you.

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** Metro screams in pain and falls to the ground, clutching her stump of a hand. Your radiation levels start to go off the chart as the visor hiding Metro's nose and eyes begin to glow the same color as hazardous material. She sinisterly grins, and grabs Germandict with ease and throws him against a wall, hazardous material beginning to burn his skin.

*screams*

AHHH!!!- Ooh, vhat a curious sensation.

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Yup.

 

*plays with them harder*

 

Well, you said that I'd rather spend my time with something important.

 

You say that like you're not important to me.

 

Heh.

 

*sigh*

 

I didn't mean it like that...

 

Aim comes with practice.

I suggest using Z and X to click.

 

Mm, I will try that, turning my mouse sensitivity down seems to have helped with aiming.

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*sigh*

 

I didn't mean it like that...

 

Ah well.

 

*continues to play with them*

**Metro snaps your neck sideways, and chuckles in an odd voice tone. Her veins glow the color of the hazardous material.

 

 

Oooh.

 

Ah well, the german dude can handle her.

 

*pushes a few commands on a console and a handheld energy cannon unlocks in the chamber they're in, slowly charging*

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