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Wait? Daccy left? For good?

 

Seems like it.

 

 

And hello there Metro.

How are you?

 

 

(Oh well...)

*the skate lady holds you close and rubs her fun bags on you*

(The wiki says sandworms aren't very intelligent, so I'unno.)

 

(S#&$.)

 

I never asked for this.

 

(Yeah, low intelligence and huge appetite for food and sex.)

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(Can I stab the thing?)

 

(I didn't stab Guinevere when you were staring at her baps.)

 

 

 

that means you'll never evvvvvvvvver do it again

 

Sorry is an excuse to fail again, so yeah.

 

Heh.

 

And metro, please.

Why do you keep ignoring me when I greet you?

 

;~;

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(S#&$.)

 

I never asked for this.

 

(Yeah, low intelligence and huge appetite for food and sex.)

**Hey, Narrator here, if you want to get out you'll have to escape through the buttcrack or pee-hole. The mouth's sealed closed so those are your only options.

*it continues to rub herself against you*

(Yeap.)

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**Hey, Narrator here, if you want to get out you'll have to escape through the buttcrack or pee-hole. The mouth's sealed closed so those are your only options.

*it continues to rub herself against you*

(Yeap.)

 

Damn it...!

 

The last one that swallowed me was very different...

 

*looks around*

 

Aha!

 

*breaks free from it, without hurting her and slowly makes his way out her pee-hole*

 

Wew.

 

*cleans himself off of all the mucus and stuff then steps into his armor*

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**Hey, Narrator here, if you want to get out you'll have to escape through the buttcrack or pee-hole. The mouth's sealed closed so those are your only options.

*it continues to rub herself against you*

(Yeap.)

**Don't forget I'm The Narrator around here, ya little punk. Edited by TheMetrocop
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*pokes you with a stick that is way too long and breaks on contact*

 

*slaps you*

 

Damn it...!

 

The last one that swallowed me was very different...

 

*looks around*

 

Aha!

 

*breaks free from it, without hurting her and slowly makes his way out her pee-hole*

 

Wew.

 

*cleans himself off of all the mucus and stuff then steps into his armor*

 

*stabs the thing in the brain*

 

*slow clap*

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I... don't like the sound of that at all.

 

Suppose I'll do my best not to sound creepylike in the future!

 

It's all the tentacles obviously!

 

*stick poke*

 

Not everyone is into that kinda thing...

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