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Hmm...

Geez... I think, fully fed, you'll be even more powerful than me, just look at these horns...

*rubs them*

Terrifying.

Now, you should be feeling less horny. How are you?

Uhh...

 

I think I am, less horny I mean.

 

I mean, I can talk normally.

 

*hugs*

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*finds a strange book in a dark corner, it says: Prophecy of the Crossings. It's extremely thin and decrepit.*

Huh? Strange... *begins reading*

Powers of a Dreadnaught

Begins a war across dimensions

Lapostria on the defence

Demons pour from gates of hell.

(Next page)

Into fire and brimstone these thing crumbled

Releasing unseen shadows that no one knew

A ghost revived with virtuous lightning

The catalyst to begin the prophecy.

(Next page)

4 men from different worlds

Sharing the same soul as the one

With the 5th portal the holy forces came

And the catalyst shall be gone away.

The Dreadnaught shall seal them all.

And so the prophecy begins anew.

*turns to the next page, but it is all nothing but undecipherable gibberish and runes, same with the remaining couple of pages*

W-wha...?

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*finds a strange book in a dark corner, it says: Prophecy of the Crossings. It's extremely thin and decrepit.*

Huh? Strange... *begins reading*

Powers of a Dreadnaught

Begins a war across dimensions

Lapostria on the defence

Demons pour from gates of hell.

(Next page)

Into fire and brimstone these thing crumbled

Releasing unseen shadows that no one knew

A ghost revived with virtuous lightning

The catalyst to begin the prophecy.

(Next page)

4 men from different worlds

Sharing the same soul as the one

With the 5th portal the holy forces came

And the catalyst shall be gone away.

The Dreadnaught shall seal them all.

And so the prophecy begins anew.

*turns to the next page, but it is all nothing but undecipherable gibberish and runes, same with the remaining couple of pages*

W-wha...?

(Ooh...

Nice.)

Spooky.

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Eh, it's mainly everyone else's fault for not being around to dillute the posts. I guess.

Now is the dead hours usually, right?

Yep.

This is how lewd it usually is, but this being so isolated really makes it... Not shine... Um... What's a word to describe it...

Uhh...

 

*tries really hard, but to no avail*

 

Uhm.

 

Am I doing something wrong?

*chuckles*

Nope. You're just not used to it yet.

Give it time, and learn to live with your new body. Which, amazingly enough, is even more lewd than your old one.

Though I love both equally.

*wakes up*

Um...

What'd I miss?

It seems that the night "drunkenness" has given my some insight to the views of Sam/Metro/Some other critic I think? I don't know.

How so?
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*chuckles*

Nope. You're just not used to it yet.

Give it time, and learn to live with your new body. Which, amazingly enough, is even more lewd than your old one.

Though I love both equally.

*wakes up*

Um...

What'd I miss?

*blushes*

 

My old one was lewd?

 

Oh uhh...

 

Hi, Lillian.

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Not sure, everything suddenly just seems more outlandish then usual...

MUCH more outlandish then usual...

I think the lack of sleep is starti-*Keyboard faceplant*

*wraps you in a blanket*

Good night.

... If you say so.

Lillian, you don't recog-

Oh.

New body.

Right.

Anyways, it's me.

No, I recognized you just fine...

*is staring at your blaster*

It's just... Not used to the whole reddish skin thing on you. Same go for the horns, wings, and tail. It's nice, but it'll take me a bit to get used to it...

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No, I recognized you just fine...

*is staring at your blaster*

It's just... Not used to the whole reddish skin thing on you. Same go for the horns, and wings. It's nice, but it'll take me a bit to get used to it...

Glad you like it, I think...

 

Any reason why you are staring at my uhh...

 

Thing...

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Wait... Where am I? *looks around, surrounded in nothing but darkness he is standing on. He drops the book in shock and it drops eternally below his feet until it disappears from sight*

*a deep ominous voice came from everywhere* The catalyst... here... in my world? Then the prophecy... has begun... hmhmhmhmhm... hahahahaha... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA...

*covers his ears from the darkness, but the voice seems to echo into his head*

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Wait... Where am I? *looks around, surrounded in nothing but darkness he is standing on. He drops the book in shock and it drops eternally below his feet until it disappears from sight**a deep ominous voice came from everywhere* The catalyst... here... in my world? Then the prophecy... has begun... hmhmhmhmhm... hahahahaha... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA...

*covers his ears from the darkness, but the voice seems to echo into his head*

Well, that escalated quickly.
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Wait... Where am I? *looks around, surrounded in nothing but darkness he is standing on. He drops the book in shock and it drops eternally below his feet until it disappears from sight*

*a deep ominous voice came from everywhere* The catalyst... here... in my world? Then the prophecy... has begun... hmhmhmhmhm... hahahahaha... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA...

*covers his ears from the darkness, but the voice seems to echo into his head*

Why am I suddenly reminded of Exilus?

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Because everything else about you is different, of course. It was the best way to recognize who you are.

*pats*

Told you you took after me...

*blushes*

B-baka..

Oh.

 

Thought you were trying to imply something...

 

 

So are ppl still competing to win this post or do we generally discuss casual things like the fall of the Canadian dollar and how dollarama is about to become fourdollarama or am I mistaken...?

Uhh.

 

I dunno what we do here anymore.

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So are ppl still competing to win this post or do we generally discuss casual things like the fall of the Canadian dollar and how dollarama is about to become fourdollarama or am I mistaken...?

Dollarama is about to become fourdollarama?!

I wasn't gonna discuss it before, but yeah, let's discuss that.

And nobody competes to win anymore.

Oh.

 

Thought you were trying to imply something...

 

 

Uhh.

 

I dunno what we do here anymore.

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l-like what?

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