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Trailgamer knows that it wasn't a lie.

TheVerdict eats crewmen for dinner, and only does Corpus missions. He tries to hunt me down because he thinks I'm Corpus too. I am, actually.

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TheMetrocop does actually work at the metro as a cop.

(the name was actually inspired by HL2 civil protection, I was a big combine fanatic back then. it still rests deep down in my heart, somewhere)

TheVerdict wants to chop Salad V up into exactly 602 pieces with his savage weapons, then do whatever betrayers do to corpses.

nu alad you were my favorite character.... ;-;

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MetroCop will one day have their arms and legs blown off by gangsters with shotguns and left for dead then rise from the ashes and become a phoenix.

 

Edit: THE PHOENIX WILL RISE AGAIN

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Metrocop's non-perfect Corpus skin booty will be mine!

(AGH why does everyone want my butt..)

TheVerdict is fanboys out when he sees the elegant face of any Corpus with the last name Tohn( no don't question my name-making abilities).

DOCTOR TOHN WILL ESCAPE WITH AN INTACT BOOTY.

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