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Twelve D E's Of Christmas


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The first thread appears to have mysteriously 404'd. Luckily we saved it, so rather than question it, we decided we'd repost it for your enjoyment. We thank everyone that rep'd us before, it's you guys that we write this sort of stuff for. Seasons greetings, fellow tenno.

 

On the first day of christmas, DE gave to me
A boatload of bugs for free!
 
On the second day of christmas, DE gave to me
Two broken BPs!
And a boatload of bugs for free
 
On the third day of christmas, DE gave to me
No ultra rare leaves!
Two broken BPs
And a boatload of bugs for free
 
On the fourth day of christmas, DE gave to me
Four jobs (they're not fun)
No ultra rare leaves
Two broken BPs
And a boatload of bugs for free
 
On the fifth day of christmas, DE gave to me
Five super nerfed guns!
Four jobs (they're not fun)
No ultra rare leaves
Two broken BPs
And a boatload of bugs for free
 
On the sixth day of christmas, DE gave to me
Six hotfix updates!
Five super nerfed guns
Four jobs (they're not fun)
No ultra rare leaves
Two broken BPs
And a boatload of bugs for free
 
On the seventh day of christmas, DE gave to me
Seven broken drop rates!
Six hotfix updates
Five super nerfed guns
Four jobs (they're not fun)
No ultra rare leaves
Two broken BPs
And a boatload of bugs for free
 
On the eighth day of christmas, DE gave to me
Eight broken rank tests!
Seven broken drop rates
Six hotfix updates
Five super nerfed guns
Four jobs (they're not fun)
No ultra rare leaves
Two broken BPs
And a boatload of bugs for free
 
On the ninth day of christmas, DE gave to me
Flower picking side-quests!
Eight broken rank tests
Seven broken drop rates
Six hotfix updates
Five super nerfed guns
Four jobs (they're not fun)
No ultra rare leaves
Two broken BPs
And a boatload of bugs for free
 
On the tenth day of christmas, DE gave to me
Tenno goat horned healers!
Flower picking side-quests
Eight broken rank tests
Seven broken drop rates
Six hotfix updates
Five super nerfed guns
Four jobs (they're not fun)
No ultra rare leaves
Two broken BPs
And a boatload of bugs for free
 
On the eleventh day of christmas, DE gave to me
Eleven threshcone pictures!
Tenno goat horned healers
Flower picking side-quests
Eight broken rank tests
Seven broken drop rates
Six hotfix updates
Five super nerfed guns
Four jobs (they're not fun)
No ultra rare leaves
Two broken BPs
And a boatload of bugs for free
 
On the twelfth day of christmas, DE gave to me
 
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Credits: Potcat and Toastie_Buns.

 

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The next song is in the workings, folks. We here at Toastie Parodies have teamed up with Potcat Productions to create a series of award winning Christmas parodies. We're currently torn between 'Jingle Bugs' and 'Away in a Multiplayer' 

 

Stay frosty folks and season's festivities to you all. Happy slashings to DE and the playerbase, we couldn't have possibly done this without you.

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