Potcat Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 The first thread appears to have mysteriously 404'd. Luckily we saved it, so rather than question it, we decided we'd repost it for your enjoyment. We thank everyone that rep'd us before, it's you guys that we write this sort of stuff for. Seasons greetings, fellow tenno. On the first day of christmas, DE gave to me A boatload of bugs for free! On the second day of christmas, DE gave to me Two broken BPs! And a boatload of bugs for free On the third day of christmas, DE gave to me No ultra rare leaves! Two broken BPs And a boatload of bugs for free On the fourth day of christmas, DE gave to me Four jobs (they're not fun) No ultra rare leaves Two broken BPs And a boatload of bugs for free On the fifth day of christmas, DE gave to me Five super nerfed guns! Four jobs (they're not fun) No ultra rare leaves Two broken BPs And a boatload of bugs for free On the sixth day of christmas, DE gave to me Six hotfix updates! Five super nerfed guns Four jobs (they're not fun) No ultra rare leaves Two broken BPs And a boatload of bugs for free On the seventh day of christmas, DE gave to me Seven broken drop rates! Six hotfix updates Five super nerfed guns Four jobs (they're not fun) No ultra rare leaves Two broken BPs And a boatload of bugs for free On the eighth day of christmas, DE gave to me Eight broken rank tests! Seven broken drop rates Six hotfix updates Five super nerfed guns Four jobs (they're not fun) No ultra rare leaves Two broken BPs And a boatload of bugs for free On the ninth day of christmas, DE gave to me Flower picking side-quests! Eight broken rank tests Seven broken drop rates Six hotfix updates Five super nerfed guns Four jobs (they're not fun) No ultra rare leaves Two broken BPs And a boatload of bugs for free On the tenth day of christmas, DE gave to me Tenno goat horned healers! Flower picking side-quests Eight broken rank tests Seven broken drop rates Six hotfix updates Five super nerfed guns Four jobs (they're not fun) No ultra rare leaves Two broken BPs And a boatload of bugs for free On the eleventh day of christmas, DE gave to me Eleven threshcone pictures! Tenno goat horned healers Flower picking side-quests Eight broken rank tests Seven broken drop rates Six hotfix updates Five super nerfed guns Four jobs (they're not fun) No ultra rare leaves Two broken BPs And a boatload of bugs for free On the twelfth day of christmas, DE gave to me Connection to the host has been lost. You will now be returned to the menuCredits: Potcat and Toastie_Buns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazarel Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 So your a founder to a game you don't like? GG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toastie_Buns Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 The next song is in the workings, folks. We here at Toastie Parodies have teamed up with Potcat Productions to create a series of award winning Christmas parodies. We're currently torn between 'Jingle Bugs' and 'Away in a Multiplayer' Stay frosty folks and season's festivities to you all. Happy slashings to DE and the playerbase, we couldn't have possibly done this without you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N-14 Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 BRAVO BRAVO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slurmageddon Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 four jobs? I dont get that one. The rest is just QQing in song form so at least youre tying to be festive about it I guess? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vitalidad Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 (edited) Funny. Not too funny... just enough for a chuckle. Glad I'm not the only one that thinks we know have a Goat frame. :D p.s. wtheck is 4 jobs? Edited December 22, 2013 by Vitalidad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toastie_Buns Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 So your a founder to a game you don't like? GG It's just satire, dude. A little something to make you smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potcat Posted December 22, 2013 Author Share Posted December 22, 2013 So your a founder to a game you don't like? GG Ninja please, I love me some warframe. How else could I get to know it so intimately? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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