[Weapon Concept] Labor Day Items

[Xamuswing]

I was thinking, to honor DE and all those hard workers out there on the game and how to honor them These are some ideas I had for such the occasion. (If DE does something for labor day)

 

Melee

 

Barbed Bob. (Whip)

This is a skin of lecta/soliac or new weapon all together with slash/impact.

It appears as a wooden handle with nails holding it together, a thong made of barb wire, and a hitch n' fall made of a miniature iron fence post.

 

Treasurer (Fists)

A seperate weapon that deals less damage than Ankyros and Furax but gives twice the amount in credits on missions and killing enemies

They appear as your large bags with a platinum symbol over your hands. They jingle every time somebody is hit.

 

Expulsion (Mace)

Used like the Magistar. Skin or slower but stronger attacks.

It looks like Thors hammer, but without the fine details. It has a large slash through one side and the other side says in large text in grineer language BAN. Killing an enemy with this causes them to go flying to the other side of the map, like when one is killed by a bow.

 

Primary

 

Nailer (Rifle)

Fires bolts like the Boltor. Most likely would be a skin, but if not, deals less damage with a MUCH larger clipsize.

It appears as any other nailgun, only a much larger barrel with something that appears to be a circular magazine like on a minigun. This is where your hand goes. Behind this is a clip of nails, and this is replace on reload.

 

Hexadecimal (Bow)

Deals mostly slash like the Dread. Lower damage with faster firerate.

Blocky and angular like most corpus items. Top limb has numbers 0-9 with lower limb A-J. Arrow is just a pixelated arrowhead and stem with the string having the numbers as 01001011010010010100110001001100. Causes enemies to, instead of fly 30 miles, disintegrate with the arrow traveling still with normal punch-through.

 

Evolution (Skin)

Multi-weapon skin pack

All weapons in the pack appear with a metallic greyish black with a white DE branding or Evolution Engine logo on it.

 

Secondary

 

Formation Bravo (Throwing Knives)

Grineer inspired throwing knives. Bold headed, dealing mostly impact.

Tiny sticks with miniature grineer lancer heads in top. Killing enemies 100 enemies in the mission with them will make your character say in grineer language "Death to those who oppose our progress!" You are invincible when saying this.

 

Pepmace (Pistol)

DoT pistol like spectra and embolist. Deals gas and viral damage and a tiny bit of impact with a narrower but longer range. Has a chance to stagger enemies. Female frames get bonus 20% damage with this weapon.

It looks like a modded lex with a spray bottle at the end of the barrel. Sprays out a continuous stream of orange-brown liquid.

 

Error 503 (Dual Pistols)

Accurate and strong pistols like the aklex or akvastos and inaccurate as all like akbronco, but shots have travel time like akbolto. Shots have charge mechanic.

Appear as a pair of vintage telephones, the base as the barrel. Firing functions like drakgoon, but during charge shots, the pistols say "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again." in 2 seconds.

 

(Keep in mind these weapons and ideas are a joke. Don't be offended by any stereotyping you see.)

Edited April 20, 2014 by Xamuswing

[OptimumBow0]

I want these in-game. Seriously, I don't care if it's a joke.

[kill3r_furby]

The amount of 'Murica...

 

It's overwhelming...