Temperance000 Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 Give me 2 hours. Real life is happening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady_Viper Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 Soooo....I see a lot of people online but no one's been posting for a while...that's unusual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnaleKing Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 (edited) Cardina's going to eat him. The nanites have to be contained in a host or whatever, I'm not even sure how this works anymore. She knows one way, for sure, how to neutralize the Infestation, and she'll protect her church at any cost. Also, it'll shut him up, she's frankly tired of him. I'll have her give him some last words, for Temperance to deal with RL. Edited May 5, 2014 by SnaleKing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady_Viper Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 Cardina's going to eat him. The nanites have to be contained in a host or whatever, I'm not even sure how this works anymore. She knows one way, for sure, how to neutralize the Infestation, and she'll protect her church at any cost. Also, it'll shut him up, she's frankly tired of him. I'll have her give him some last words, for Temperance to deal with RL. Wait-what? Is she going to ear him whole or something? That would take some time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishworshipper Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 I read the "she cracked her jaw" and imagined her unhinging her face like a snake or a horrid alien monster that was about to eat something. Dismissing the thought for being silly, I came here and saw you post "Cardina is going to eat him". WHAT. THE. F$}^? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnaleKing Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 (edited) Wait-what? Is she going to ear him whole or something? That would take some time. Yep. It'll take a few hours, and it won't be fun, but she's done worse. She's had to survive on this Derelict for thirty-seven volumes, that she's found. Edited May 5, 2014 by SnaleKing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGBushido Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 Hmm wonder how to get back at this. After Cardina finishes her meal a course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnaleKing Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 The others could be enjoying a more conventional meal in the cafeteria. I think after this is over, the "day off" officially starts. Last chance for anyone to try to stop Cardina! I'll wait for everyone, don't want to Tenno anyone's posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishworshipper Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 Holy f*&^ing s$%@. You're serious about eating him. Damn. Just... wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady_Viper Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 Well Jinx is still there so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGBushido Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 Pfft "day off" why don't we all just go to Earth and find a beach? If its clean a course. Who knows whats swimming in there or what the grineer did to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnaleKing Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 I won't go into graphic detail or anything, don't worry. I'll just have her show up in the cafeteria five hours later and casually assert that she isn't hungry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishworshipper Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 I can imagine a scene where Cyrios walks in mid meal and activates the self-destruct sequence on the Derelict because there's obviously an infested monstrosity onboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady_Viper Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 JJ, what the hell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnaleKing Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 (edited) Blessing, OP lol. Btw, Cardina doesn't believe him, he's still getting eaten. Ahteryl's outnumbered 70 Tenno to one, and inverse ninja law does not apply. He's screwed. Edited May 5, 2014 by SnaleKing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishworshipper Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 Ok, JJ, that's just... No. Just no. Should we politely ignore what he just typed or...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGBushido Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 imo, I want to go catch him at his so called extraction and ruin it :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady_Viper Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 I'm confused. What is he doing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnaleKing Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 "It was a bomb all along!" How the hell does he explain the psychic sh*t then? Or the black beast, or the Infested sh*t eating the branches? Magic volt? No sir, the only magic volt we have is Ornitier, and he's actually just delusional. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady_Viper Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 JJ! Get over here! We need to talk young man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnaleKing Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 Ha! That's true, Arkas was standing there awkwardly watching, holding Cardina's helmet! Taunt with the queen, capture with the Rook! Excellent ploy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishworshipper Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 PHAHAHAHAHA! Oh god that was great Arkas! Thank you for writing that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnaleKing Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 (edited) Edited May 5, 2014 by SnaleKing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirNocturne Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 You are all very welcome. x) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady_Viper Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 Looking at his legs Ahteryl does nothing but laugh. "I would have thought you would try and stop me and ask how everything happened I had hoped... but oh well!", his eyes met with his sudden attackers only a furious hysteria can be seen in Ahteryl's eyes, he activates his comms and begins giving orders. "Ersie, Markus, Derrin! I might not be making it back to the ship execute Final Order 7 take out this ship's measly generators with the long range emp hailstorm! They have no weapons that can hit at the distance leave these heretics to the Corpus!" On the other side of his comms a voice can be heard, "Roger commencing the attack. Farewell sir." Okay JJ stop, just stop. You're changing your own back-story and original motive here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now