[Song] Just Can't Wait To Be Primed

[Yezzik]

The idea just came to me. Sorry, Loki players.

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I'm gonna be the greatest Prime

My helmet's lookin' beast

(I'm afraid the Ember master race)

(Has already been released)

I won't be tied to an event

My content stands alone

Run the Void to get my parts

From the comfort of your home

(You know, I think I'll just buy the pack)

Not being seen is the new black

No one playing Nova (It wasn't a nerf!)

No one playing Valkyr (She's still great!)

No one playing Rhino (He's balanced!)

Loki everywhere (Can't see any!)

Maximum Efficiency (I knew it)

Spam Invisibility

(I think it's time you used more than)

(Just one ability)

Why would I do that?

They're just a waste of Energy

(If this is what the playerbase is like then)

(Count me out)

(Playing Solo for my sanity)

(No Loki Primes about)

(These people between them have just one mind)

Oh, I just can't wait to be Primed!

Everybody play me

Everybody press 2

Best frame ever

Sorry Ash, it's true (NO SKILL!)

Let every Tenno 'cross the world cry out

For every new Prime makes them wanna shout

Phat loot is what this game is all about

Want to Buy Loki Prime, price or get out

Want to Sell, PST price or get out

Want to Trade Loki Prime...

(Loki Prime)

Plat or get out!

[knightNeet]

Bravo man brovo

[Entari0]

This is to the tune of "just can't wait to be king," right? Because when I first read it, I thought ther tune was Pokémon.

[Yezzik]

Yeah. I'll see about writing Gotta Prime 'em All, though. Maybe even the Tennorap but with weapons.