Last Resort Clan Opens Its Doors...

[(PSN)Penrose_Pyramid]

Let's try this again one more time, can't find a clan right for you?  Then choose us as your "Last Resort"!  All the clan research rooms have been fabricated including a trading post.  The only things left for researching are the team resupplies, everytrhing else is finished.  Help with the construction of Dueling rooms, Obstacle courses, Zen gardens and Solar rails, and you can help choosing whether or not we should rename the clan or what our clan's symbol should be.  Join the Clan, be a leader, Conquer the Dark Sectors.  This clan is open to newcomers and veterans alike!  Top 10 reasons to join our clan?

 

10.New to Warframe and can't find the wiki to answer all your questions?  Join the Clan!

9.None of your old clan mates were pony enthusiasts? Join our Clan!

8.Your old clan too preoccupied with discussing television shows aimed towards young pre-teen girls? Join the Clan!

7.Old clan too serious? You can shirk your responsibilities with us!

6.Tired of your CoD/Battlefield clan?  Think of us as your vacation until the new Sequel comes out.

5.Boredom

4.Too S&W to join a real fight club.

3.Everyone loves top 10 lists!*

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1. You are a 12yr old boy/gamergurl/level 12 Otherkin genderfluid pandorasexual wizard who wants to be take seriously whenever you open your mouth and other people have their mics on.  I can't promise you we'll respect you equally or the same way, but that's the chance we all have to take!  Hate this list?  Write to your local congressman demanding Facebook to create a Dislike buttom.  Will take suggestions on what to change and repost in another 12 hours.  Peace.