ghostjghost Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 I know its a bit out of season it being summer and all, but it stuck in my head so i had to write it (apologies in advance :p ) The Twelve Days Of Warframe On the first day of Warframe the Lotus gave to me.A Valkyr in a rabbit helmet.(you know the one I'm referencing)On the second day of Warframe the Lotus sent to me.Two Loki'sAnd a Valkyr in a rabbit helmetOn the third day of Warframe the Lotus gave to me.Three burston primesTwo Loki'sAnd a Valkyr in a rabbit helmet.On the fourth day of Warframe the Lotus gave to me.Four sentinalsThree burston primesTwo Loki'sAnd a Valkyr in a rabbit helmetOn the fifth day of Warframe the Lotus gave to me.FIVE RARE FIVE CORESFour sentinalsThree burston primesTwo Loki'sAnd a Valkyr in a rabbit helmet.On the sixth day of Warframe the Lotus gave to me.Six clan emblemsFIVE RARE FIVE CORESFour sentinalsThree burston primesTwo Loki'sAnd a Valkyr in a rabbit helmet.On the seventh day of Warframe the Lotus gave to me.Seven T4 KeysSix clan alliancesFIVE RARE FIVE CORESFour sentinalsThree burston primesTwo Loki'sAnd a Valkyr in a rabbit helmet.On the Eighth day of Warframe the Lotus gave to me.Eight Corpus WalkersSeven T4 KeysSix clan alliancesFIVE RARE FIVE CORESFour sentinalsThree burston primesTwo Loki'sAnd a Valkyr in a rabbit helmet.On the ninth day of Warframe the Lotus gave to me.Nine thousand creditsEight Corpus WalkersSeven T4 KeysSix clan alliancesFIVE RARE FIVE CORESFour sentinalsThree burston primesTwo Loki'sAnd a Valkyr in a rabbit helmet.On the tenth day of Warframe the Lotus gave to me.Ten Ancient HealersNine thousand creditsEight Corpus WalkersSeven T4 KeysSix clan alliancesFIVE RARE FIVE CORESFour sentinalsThree burston primesTwo Loki'sAnd a Valkyr in a rabbit helmet.On the eleventh day of Warframe the Lotus gave to me.Eleven Lance CommandersTen Ancient HealersNine thousand creditsEight Corpus WalkersSeven T4 KeysSix clan alliancesFIVE RARE FIVE CORESFour sentinalsThree burston primesTwo Loki'sAnd a Valkyr in a rabbit helmet.On the twelveth day of Warframe the Lotus gave to me.Twelve Enemy ZanukaEleven Lance CommandersTen Ancient HealersNine thousand creditsEight Corpus WalkersSeven T4 KeysSix clan alliancesFIVE RARE FIVE CORESFour sentinalsThree burston primesTwo Loki'sAND A VALKYR IN A RABBIT HELMET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imaru Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 My brother and I made this during the Tenno Tunes contest before it was reveled that parodies were off limits. Don't Stop Your Farming (To the music of Journey's Don't Stop Believing) Just a young Excal, just got woken by the Lotus, You took the first Liset straight to Mercury Just a veteran Mag, farming for some Dakra Prime parts, She took the first Liset straight to Mercury A Grineer galleon Full of smoke and broken light bulbs With your braton you can make it through And you farm and farm and farm and farm (Chorus) Stalker hunting, all throughout the solar system Throwing, Despair in the night Darvo’s offers, living just to see the discounts Lurking, somewhere in the store Working hard for orokin cells Fighting mobs and raising all hell Get a discount to buy some plat Just to end the grind Some will die, some will rez Some were born to troll with loki Well the griding never ends It goes on and on and on and on... (Chorus) Stalker hunting, all throughout the solar system Throwing, Despair in the night Darvo’s offers, living just to see the discounts Lurking, somewhere in the store Don't stop your farmin' Hold on to that T3 void key Update 14 Don’t stop, your farmin’ Hold on.. Update 14 Don't stop your farmin' Hold on to that T3 void key Update, 14 coming soooooooonnnnnn It was originally update 13, but 14 seems more appropriate now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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