[Weapon Concept] The Many Faces Of Household Items (Frying Pans, Ping-Pong Rackets, Lamp...)

[jjpdn]

Ninjas must be able to use anything as a weapon in any situation. 

 

1. Glassware

One of the most deadly weapons any dishwasher can wield, the Glassware does two part damage. Every cup or dish launched from the Tenno's hands are pre-equipped with micro-bombs, blowing up in the unsuspecting foe's face in a rain of shrapnel. 

 

In other words:

-charge weapon

-if not charged, you just swing cups and dishes around

-if charged, you throw it

-any glassware that hits any surface (enemies count) blows up, dealing impact damage, before dealing puncture damage in an AOE.

 

2. Flowers

This upgraded flower is the bane of any Grineer or Corpus. Bypassing armor and shielding by doing absolute damage, Flowers don't deal damage directly but instead trigger allergic reactions from enemies. Unluckily, Infested seems to be invulnerable when facing this household item.

 

3. The Frying Pan

With an attack rate of one every one and a half second, the Frying Pan is one of the most powerful heavy weapons ever invented by the Tenno. It hits enemies with high powered female fury or male anger contained within a pack inside, dealing damages of over 100 in a small area of effect around the target. 

 

4. Gum

Mostly appearing at school and under desks, Gum is the only weapon that temporarily slows enemy's walking speed own without any proc. Using the latest sticky technology, these super-powered pocket gum balls can now last for 30 secs before it falls off! 

 

Does no damage, but slows extremely/stops.

 

5. Ping-Pong Racket

Using the same technology as the Frying Pan but in a different way, the Ping-Pong Racket is able to ragdoll foes across rooms easily. The unfortunate beings hit by this also gains a certain amount of 'bounciness', turning them into a ball. In other words, using this death-causing weapon, you can play table tennis in enemy territory, with enemies.

 

7. Dirty Diaper, or the Double Ds 

The Lotus had once found a huge amount of baby waste (should have seen her face). Trying to get rid of it, she sent it to the Tenno R & D department and here it is. Remodeled and improved, the DD can send anyone into dreamland by dealing high amounts of Gas damage.

 

8. Lamp 

This is probably the hardest weapon to target. After all, it's the first ever weapon that deals elemental damage in a completely sideways way because of how the electrical plugs flies around while still hitting where the Tenno is aiming at with the lamp.

Shortened up:

-you hit front and back

 

 

9.

The Cutlery Drawer

 

Tosses (butter) knives, forks, spoons, and various other silverware at the enemy every 2 seconds in a 270 degree angle.

 

Spoons & Butter Knives - Impact, Cold

Forks - Puncture, Cold

Knives - Slash, Cold

The occasional oddball - Random, Random

 

The presence of cold damage is due to metal's uncanny ability to always be a little chilly.

 

Oddball possibilities:

Glue, pies, melted sugar, chocolate bars, Vodka, paper (deals slash damage)...

 

Suggestions welcome!

Edited June 24, 2014 by jjpdn

[PixalatedVortex]

Lawn Darts :)

[OptimumBow0]

The Cutlery Drawer

 

Tosses (butter) knives, forks, spoons, and various other silverware at the enemy every 2 seconds in a 270 degree angle.

 

Spoons & Butter Knives - Impact, Cold

Forks - Puncture, Cold

Knives - Slash, Cold

The occasional oddball - Random, Random

 

The presence of cold damage is due to metal's uncanny ability to always be a little chilly.

[jjpdn]

Lawn Darts :)

What's that?

[OptimumBow0]

What's that?

A toy that was banned.

 

They were basically a kids' toy that was like regular throwing darts (sharp, metal tip and everything) but waaaaaaay bigger; huge, if you will. You were supposed to throw it into the ground, or lawn (hence the name), but some kids/immature teens thought it was funny to throw them at other people. 

Thus the total ban placed upon them.